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see more butts - seymour butts lyrics

[verse 1]
my name’s seymour b-tts, i wanna see more b-tts
who has more s-x-related outbursts than a lemur does
a guy who can pop a b-n-r from the goo that’s in a papaya
who’s lately got his sights on a piece of -ss named mariah
the way her booty’s lumping in those jeans has me turned on
and when i see it shaking, it’s like everything i’ve learned’s gone
my mouth starts watering and drool drips down my neck
i zone out and i come back in when i hear, “what the heck?”
i look down and i find i’ve got my hand down her pants
and the promptness of the moment is hotter than fire ants
she asks, “what the f-ck are you doing? are you r-t-rded?
i hope you’re still turned on after knowing i farted”
she starts bugging out when i hurriedly sniff my hand
to see if i can still smell what’s left over from her can
she says, “you’re f-cking nasty, get away from me, you freak”
but i was already erect when i found out that my fingers reeked
i stuck my pinkie up my nose hoping to smell more b-tthole juice
“can i stick it down there again?” and she said, “what? no, ew!”
later, i was sitting at the bar feeling frustrated
none of those -sses could dance the way she gyrated
but finally, i noticed her, and i screamed, “hallelujah!”
and immediately my pupils were on that tooter
i ran onto the dance-floor and said, “can we start over again?
i got a little crazy there, but i wanna be your friend”
she said that it’s okay and i was forgiven
but i guess that at that point it wasn’t a good time to give in
i pulled open her pants again and knuckled at her -ss-crack
she turned around and slapped me and that slimy b-tch had her s-ss back
it smelt so f-cking good i stuck my meathook down my mouth
i wanted to swallow it whole and i wouldn’t take it out
i said, “i’m sorry, honey”, then i kicked her in the c-nt
as hard as i f-cking could like i was doing a punt
i picked her sweet -ss up and put her on my shoulder
that’s when i realized that fat sl-t was heavier than a boulder
when i finally lugged her out back, i muscled out, “how fat are you?”
she said embarr-ssingly, “hey, i’m only one hundred and eighty two
“but you looked so skinny, you humongous wh0r-”
“my body’s one-hundred and eighteen; my -ss makes up for that sixty-four”
my eyes dilated like i was fearing a robber
i was so f-cking turned on my jaw began to slobber

[chorus (2x)]
mariah, sweet baby, you’ve got a nice -ss
how would you like to perform acrobats all over my nads?

[verse 2]
i had a bigger erection than i’d ever had before
i couldn’t stop eyeballing those denims that she wore
i brought her to the ground and i pulled those jeans down
i wanted to bury my nose so far in her crack that it’d be brown
but then she kicked me in the face and said, “i’m a master of kung-fu
mma, krav maga, karate, and jiu-jitsu”
she said, “hey, if you like my -ss so much, then take it”
and she plopped it on my face so d-mn hard, it was like an earthquake hit
that sure as h-ll broke my nose if it hadn’t broken from the kick
she said from atop me, “lick, you b-st-rd, lick!
tongue my f-cking sh-tter ’til i can’t fart no more
and maybe after i’ll think about getting off you, you wh0r-”
i was so excited that i found myself unable to breathe
or maybe that was just the smother, but no, i wouldn’t concede
the only job done is a job done right
and mariah, baby, you’re getting your -ss eaten tonight
“i stopped at taco bell before i danced here,” mariah said happily
and she farted so wetly that i thought she had cr-pped on me
the fumes entered my nostrils and my b-n-r sprung up
i got so f-cking excited that i stuck my tongue up
i licked up the inner crevices of her -ssh0l-
she was the queen at her throne, like it was a f-cking castle
she practically neutered me right there by stomping on my nuts
and it was almost as awesome as her fat, squishy b-tt
my nose was breaking and bleeding and her -ss was exceeding
expectations, such exultation, and finally i was pleading
for her to leak some more toxic gas out of that hiney
she squeezed out a peeper and i said, “come on, b-tch, that was tiny!
if you wanna f-cking torture me, at least make it smell
crush my cubes with a dumbbell, and put me through h-ll”
“well, there’s not much in this alley, so i’m taking you to my crib
so get up you f-cking f-ggot,” and she kicked me in the rib
holy christ, it was broken, but the pain was divine
she burped in my mouth and she told me, “your -ss is mine
and come to think of it, if you want torture, my toilet’s clogged at home”
i was so f-cking hyped that there was practically foam

[chorus]

[verse 3]
“i came in a taxi, so you’re going to have to give me a ride”
i told her i’d get my car, but she just looked at me and sighed
and she kicked my godd-mn ball-sack so hard that i fell
“look, you little b-st-rd, you said you wanted h-ll
so i’m riding your f-ggot–ss like you’re a f-cking horsey”
so i carried around the body of that big-b-tted divorcee
by the time we got to her home, i could hardly even stand
she told me i was a p-ssy, so i huffed and i manned
up a little bit and i walked over to her bed
“i hope you like suffocation” and she grabbed my f-cking head
and she propped me up against it and her -ss swallowed my face whole
she choked me for like five minutes until i asked her to decontrol
my face was nearly purple and my erection was bulging
she thought it was torture but i considered it indulging
just when i thought i’d die the hottest of f-cking deaths
finally i could swallow a less stinky breath
“i want to see a fart squeeze out of your bum!
and beat on my f-cking nut-sack until it is f-cking numb!
i wanna see your sh-thole up close, and smell its f-cking sweat
’cause you’ve got the most luscious -ss that i have ever met
in my whole entire life, all i’ve wanted was a b-n-r-bumping
smelly, sweaty, disgusting, despicable rump, sing
to the heavens above because i’ve finally got it!
but you’ve got to be stinkier, because i’m thinking maybe you’re not it
i want the fumes to engulf me, the toot to air into my nostrils
i want your gas to smell so f-cking bad that it’s f-cking awful
destroy my f-cking face because d-mn, that -ss is colossal
you need to be much grosser and d-mn, so much more hostile”

- seymour butts lyrics

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