table of contents - sex havers lyrics
[chorus: tufty]
the table of contents, the table of contents
(i’m f*cking your b*tch and i’m f*cking your chick and i’m f*cking your b*tch on the table of contents)
the table of contents, the table of contents
(this is the songs on the album, these are the songs on the album)
the table of contents, the table of contents
[verse 1: quare]
track one: table of contents, you’re listening to it dumbass
then after that you will hear track two: ipad
three: okay now draw her giving birth is about an art commission
four: evil swamplands nursing home is about senior citizens
then track five: the story of the very greedy rabbit, you will like that one a lot, it has a lot of magic
track six: i’m not starting this sh*t till it look like a square to me, that one is life changing, you may need therapy
track seven is called joey chestnut
i f*ck that b*tch and i give her my best nut
track eight: how value is derived in a post*industrial petit bourgeois society (the gnome song)
gnomes in the forest picking mushrooms, what could go wrong?
nine is residential lease agreement (legally binding)
track 10: the s*x havers baking show is so exciting
track 11: greta thuneberg, that song is vital
then after that is track 12, happy birthday micheal!
13: p*ssy gun (advanced biometric lock technology)
14: arranged marriage, that one is an atrocity
15, idk
like that’s what the title is
16: the unfortunate fate of the foolish king slimas
[chorus: tufty, lil shungite]
the table of contents, the table of contents
(is it just me or does the chorus feel offbeat this time?)
(i’m f*cking your b*tch and i’m f*cking your chick and i’m f*cking your b*tch on the table of contents)
the table of contents, the table of contents
(this is the songs on the album, these are the songs on the album)
the table of contents, the table of contents
[verse 2: quare]
17: national geographic: moleman p*b*rty, national geographic is in the title because it’s newsworthy
track 18: extraterrestrial exterminator!!!!!
19: the drugs are winning is a perfect banger
shawty wanna f*ck but i would rather beat
track 20: dolphin acid suicide retreat
21: glozorth vs extraterrestrial exterminator
22: walrus blubber, i’m not sure what to say here
track 23: thirty days lost at sea
track 24, that sh*t is called zachary
25: idj, that title is completely random
track 26: denim outlaw, jeanstown nevada
27: the tallest skyscr*per in the universe
i’m going to stuff you into my human purse
track 28 is called egregious tinder date
29, s*x havers blues, is just simply great
30: william henry harrison (an autobiography)
that one was okay, but they struggled to stay on the beat
31: abortion (arranged for string quintet)
f*ck this sh*t, here’s a guitar solo
[instrumental]
[outro: lil shungite]
(plug!)
fablemusic, you have been transported to the elf palace
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