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residential lease agreement ( legally binding ) - sex havers lyrics

[intro: packtion]
this is a legally binding residential lease agreement
i’m dead f*cking serious

[verse 1: packtion]
once upon a midnight dreary, landlord offers property sincerely
to the tenant, of the year, this agreement, should be clear
on the date that’s signed below, the property to the tenant, we bestow
for the term of one full year, or until a new one’s near
rent to be paid on the first of each moon, late payment shall bring a penalty tune
security deposit, equivalent to a month, for damages or rules if you shunned
tenant to keep property clean
and any damages must be seen
notify the landlord without delay, so they may fix it, come what may
no changes to be made to the sp*ce without landlord’s agree to embrace
or else, cost you shall face, to return it to initial grace
if breaking lease, notice in writing, two months before your unit righting
if not, you shall lose your bond, on this both parties are very fond
abide by the rules, keep peace and quiet, or else you might cause a riot
disturb not neighbors, be civil and kind, or eviction process, we might find
at the end of the lease, return the key, leave the premises neat and free
should you wish to extend your stay, notify in two months without delay
signatures below seal this rhyme, binding parties for the time
with landlord’s name and tenants too
thus begins your dwelling anew!
[interlude: packtion]
go ahead and, uh, sign below, it’s*it’s
yeah, just sign here
alright, that should be good, yeah, you should be good to go
hold on, my lawyer’s advising me to add an addendum

[verse 2: sluds]
i’m a landlord, i’ll make you sign a lease agreement
i got iron, b*tch, out my gang i’m least anemic
grandma just died and you tryna be comedic
how the f*ck you run up on the gang? yeah, i need a reason
ben simmons on the court, airballin’, missing threes
hole puncture in the cow, b*tch, i’m swissing cheese
three whips in the garage, every day i’m switching keys
even if i don’t get paid, i’ll f*ck your b*tch for free
i don’t f*ck with starry, b*tch, i’m sipping on sierra mist
f*cking on your b*tch and i’m playing with her hair a bit
cops following the coupe, yeah i am aware of it
only reason you ain’t k!lled yourself is ’cause you’re scared of it
i just made a brick, every day i whip the pot
punching it and going somewhere else like i hit the spot
opp walking right in front of me, i’ma hit the shot
2023 h*llcat, that’s the whip i bought

[outro: lil shungite]
it’s f*cking over for you when i get my hands on your b*tch*ass
fablemusic, consult the oracle

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