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scammin' sam - sevend lyrics

[chorus]
call me scammin sam the way i’m scamin all these mother f*ckers
if we ain’t talkin money then you can call me helen keller
i just sold 6 pounds of fake weed to your little brother
i just f*cked your mother so i guess im now your new father
just memorized all 16 digits of his credit card with just a peek
i had homework due last month and i did it this week
i just drank too much water so i went and had to take a leak
teejayx6 learns his scamming tips from me

[verse]
im usin my sock as a pop filter cuz im f*ckin poor
your b*tch is so old i think i thought she was a dinosaur
i always stay respectful so i never call people a wh0re
i stole 4 boxes of cheez its from target and now i’m gonna go back for more
just gave him a pencil that i told him was a dap pen
i just robbed walmart and i’m gonna do it again
i just made 3 bands off the stock x method
he shot me with a nerf gun he thought we were playing pretend
just made 8 bands off the stock market
always consider global issues when investing in the stock market
if you do it right you might make yourself a quick band
thank your pastor sevend for lending you a helping hand
i just scammed a skinny white kid who plays in a metal band
i sold him edibles that were dirt that’s how he got scammed
call him sam i am the way i make him eat green eggs and ham
walked into the movie store and stole a copy of sp*ce jam
[chorus]
call me scammin sam the way i’m scamin all these mother f*ckers
if we ain’t talkin money then you can call me helen keller
i just sold 6 pounds of fake weed to your little brother
i just f*cked your mother so i guess im now your new father
just memorized all 16 digits of his credit card with just a peek
i had homework due last month and i did it this week
i just drank too much water so i went and had to take a leak
teejayx6 learns his scamming tips from me

[verse]
i just sold him benadryl that i told him was a perc 30
i went and used an exacto knife to carve in the 30
forged tom brady’s signature on a shirt and made a fake jersey
shot him in his knees and now he’s short like a welsh corgi
scammed an english man but i thought he was a classy lad
i just downloaded ad blocker so i won’t get any more adds
i went to best buy and fake bought an ipad
had to be sneaky because going to jail is bad

- sevend lyrics

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