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vaseline - serrabulho lyrics

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it’s not time to m-st-rb-t-
just relax, take it easy
yours is still small, that’s your fault
that’s so far you have to grow

find an oil, take a p-rn
if you want, use a vaseline
look at me, mine is old
but i’m fertile

mine was once like yours is now
and i know that it’s not easy
it’s prec-m when you’ve found
something c-mming out

but take your time, enjoy your p-rn
think of everything you’ve seen
for your d-ck will grow tomorrow
but your b-lls may not

how can i try to explain?
when i do, my c-m goes again
it’s always been a shame
same old story

from the moment i could shake
it’s always just prec-m now
there’s a way, and i know
that i have to bang a wh-r-
i know, i have to go

there was a virgin named magdalene
she was told to use vaseline
thought copulating was hard
and put her v-g-n- on guard
got a bit sore from too much male entry
the guy’s burrito wasn’t too gentle
at least there was vaseline in her crack
thus she was able to screw jack

vaseline, vaseline!

there was this fellow h-m-s-xual
thought -sses were very sensual
had to lubricate the sausage
to avoid some -n-l blockage

others have to play it solo
and strangle their own pink oboe
but don’t overdo on masturbation
or you may find yourself with a penile dislocation

sometimes you have to do the plumbing
before you proceed to the actual humping
that’s why vaseline is the best lubricant
to make your genitals jubilant

- serrabulho lyrics

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