life of a penis - serrabulho lyrics
i am a sad winnie
wrinkly and skinny
always with a bad hairstyle
never have a sh-g worthwhile
live tightly with two nuts
now only desired by flatulent buts
used to be such a stallion
could hump a whole battalion
never lacked of p-ssy
waxed, shaved or bushy
life of a p-n-s!
sometimes they were morbidly obese
others they smelled like cheese
at times i went for the experienced ones
others for the catholic nuns
but i really loved the virgin c-nt
where one could go treasure hunt!
people called me mushroom head
my fame was quite widespread
always found a first-cl-ss v-g-n-
even if it was in china
once i was constantly erect
nowadays i am forever wrecked
can only get a v–gr- b-n-r
from now on i’ll be a loner
i have crabs and incontinence
herpes and impotence
can’t even get manual decompression
since my owner is handless
a hard on would be a bless
to save me from this great depression!
i am a sad winnie, wrinkly and skinny
always with a bad hairstyle
never have a sh-g worthwhile
live tightly with two nuts
now only desired by flatulent buts
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