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mortgage mouth - seething fuck patties lyrics

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[verse 1: stool p**pins]
all the opportunity has dried up in my state
cause greedy motherf*ckin’ politicians mentally m*st*rbate
my crib is goin’ into, motherf*ckin’ foreclosure
my wife is kinda hot now, i think i’ll let the banker hose her

[chorus: stool p**pins with kan feltcher and wipes forward]
mortgage mouth, mortgage mouth
start suckin’ d*ck, b*tch, to save our house
mortgage mouth, mortgage mouth
start suckin’ that d*ck, b*tch, to save our house

[verse 2: stool p**pins and stool p**pins’ wife]
the banker’s wife is a fat f*ckin’ slob
so come on, honey, bob on his kn*b
maybe he’ll let that debt go
for a wee bit over f*ll*tio
wouldn’t know it would come down to this
i’ve got to suck the banker’s d*ck
for the thirty year mortgage fix

[chorus: stool p**pins with kan feltcher and wipes forward]
mortgage mouth, mortgage mouth
start suckin’ d*ck, b*tch, to save our house
mortgage mouth, mortgage mouth
start suckin’ d*ck, b*tch, to save that house
[guitar solo: kan feltcher]

[bridge: stool p**pins’ wife
i sucked and f*cked that banker, oh
like a good little mortgage hoe
i sucked him so good, i think i built up some escrow

[verse 3: stool p**pins]
the little d*ck banker was a f*ckin’ joke
he only lasted half a stroke
shot a teardrop of goo in my wife’s eye
didn’t charge points for the revie
now we got a house that just can’t be beat
i wish my wife had f*ckin’ sucked for water, electric, and heat

[refrain: stool p**pins with kan feltcher and wipes forward]
mortgage mouth, mortgage mouth
she suckin’ d*ck to save that house, haha

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