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salt man - seas of mirth lyrics

i was walking down the harbour whilst a hankering a hunger
and proceeded for a purchase of some fish and chips of mediocrity
oh, was a low scoring feast, i was unimpressed to say the least
craving for a flavouring, i was stopped in my tracks
who should i bump into and suddenly see?

he said “halt, man – i am salt man
i come armed with salt sachets to bring some flavour to your days
i am salt man – it’s not my fault man
i was born down in the mine and bathe twice a day in brine
but it has been my destiny to travel far across the sea”

(various insults)

he said “halt man – i am salt man
i don’t know why i’m victimized for how my face is crystallized
i am salt man” (it’s not his fault, man!)
“oh if you take me on a ride, i’ll bring the sodium chloride
but it has been my destiny to travel ‘cross the sea
i’ll show my loyalty wherever you may be
i’m useless ‘cept for one small thing
i’m an expert when it comes to seasoning
so come on then, how about it?
i will be your dedicated salty servant”
i said “yeah!
…actually no”

- seas of mirth lyrics

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