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old mcdonald’s deformed farm - seamus kennedy lyrics

pre song:
[seamus]
you know that they’ve been conducting experiments in laboratories, recently, with cloning and dna. in fact, they are able to clone in, to program in, certain deformities into animals so that they can experiment on them and possibly find a cure for these ailments. and, they developed a frog with no head, just before christmas. it’ll probably get elected to congress. and they’ve come up with some other rеallt strange creatures. now, thеy have to have somewhere to keep these animals they can’t just keep them in the lab for obvious reasons. so, an old farmer famous in folk song came out of retirement, offered the use of his farm and his services to keep these animals. and his name?

[audience member]
farmer in the dell!

[seamus]
not farmer in the dell!

[audience]
old mcdonald!
[seamus]
old mcdonald!

verse 1:
now old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio
and on that farm he had a lisping snake eieio
with a hith hith here and a hith hith there
here a hith there a hith everywhere a hith hith
old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio

verse 2:
now old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio
and on that farm he had a hair lipped dog eieio
with a marf marf here and a marf marf there
here a marf there a marf everywhere a marf marf
hith hith here hith hith hith there
here a hith there a hith everywhere a hith hith
old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio

verse 3:
now old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio
and on that farm he had a stuttering cow eieio
with a m*m*m*moo moo here and a m*moo moo there
here a m*moo there a m*moo everywhere a m*moo moo
marf marf here marf marf there
here a marf there a marf eberywhere a marf marf
hith hith here and a hith hith there here a hith there a hith everywhere a hith hith
now old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio
verse 4:
now old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio
and on that farm he had a dyslexic sheep
with an aab aab here and an aab aab there
here an aab there an aab everywhere an aab aab
m*m*m*moo moo here and a m*moo moo there
here a m*moo there a m*moo everywhere a m*moo moo
marf marf here marf marf there
here a marf there a marf eberywhere a marf marf
hith hith here and a hith hith there here a hith there a hith everywhere a hith hith
now old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio

verse 5:
old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio
and on that farm he had a narcoleptic pig eieio
with a [snort sound x2] here and a [snort sound x2] there
here a [snort] there a [snort] everywhere a [snoring sounds]
aab aab here and an aab aab there
here an aab there an aab everywhere an aab aab
m*m*m*moo moo here and a m*moo moo there
here a m*moo there a m*moo everywhere a m*moo moo
marf marf here marf marf there
here a marf there a marf eberywhere a marf marf
hith hith here and a hith hith there here a hith there a hith everywhere a hith hith
old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio
verse 6:
old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio
and on that farm he had a tourretes syndrome chicken eieio
with a buck buck here and a buck buck there
here a buck there a buck sh*t
[snort sound x2] here and a [snort sound x2] there
here a [snort] there a [snort] everywhere a [snoring sounds]
aab aab here and an aab aab there
here an aab there an aab everywhere an aab aab
m*m*m*moo moo here and a m*moo moo there
here a m*moo there a m*moo everywhere a m*moo moo
marf marf here marf marf there
here a marf there a marf eberywhere a marf marf
hith hith here and a hith hith there here a hith there a hith everywhere a hith hith
old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio

verse 7:
old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio
and on that farm he had a perverted frog eieio
with a rubbit rubbit here and a rubit rubbit there
here a rubbit there a rubbit everywhere a rubbit rubbit
buck buck here and a buck buck there
here a buck there a buck sh*t
[snort sound x2] here and a [snort sound x2] there
here a [snort] there a [snort] everywhere a [snoring sounds]
aab aab here and an aab aab there
here an aab there an aab everywhere an aab aab
m*m*m*mo
marf marf here marf marf there
here a marf there a marf eberywhere a marf marf
hith hith here and a hith hith there here a hith there a hith everywhere a hith hith
old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio

verse 8:
now old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio
and on that farm he had a drug dealing duck eieio
with a crack crack here and a crack crack there
here a crack there a crack everywhere a crack crack
rubbit rubbit here and a rubit rubbit there
here a rubbit there a rubbit everywhere a rubbit rubbit
buck buck here and a buck buck there
here a buck there a buck sh*t
[snort sound x2] here and a [snort sound x2] there
here a [snort] there a [snort] everywhere a [snoring sounds]
aab aab here and an aab aab there
here an aab there an aab everywhere an aab aab
m*m*m*moo moo here and a m*moo moo there
here a m*moo there a m*moo everywhere a m*m
marf marf here marf marf there
here a marf there a marf eberywhere a marf marf
hith hith here and a hith hith there here a hith there a hith everywhere a hith hith
old mcdonald had a deformed farm eieio

- seamus kennedy lyrics

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