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casio sweep - scorzayzee lyrics

[intro]
rupert brown!
you alright, duck? you out tonight?
yeah, where you going? down bottoms? right
check my new watch out, £9.99 from argos
yo

[verse 1]
i ain’t got a rolex, can’t afford one
not even a fake one or a small one
spent my money on weed, now it’s all gone
i ain’t even got a plate to put my fork on
signing on day, gotta get my walk on
make an excuse, gotta get my talk on
i don’t drink champers, it’s lambrini
my mountain bike and my lamborghini
it’s richmond f-gs, so it’s not benson
i’m simply red, money’s too tight to mention
hole in my sicks, my trainers got paint on
t-shirts fading, it ain’t got a name on
my best chat up line is “you come here often?”
she starts laughing and hides it by coughing
“why’s a girl like you in a place like this?
what, why is my face like this?”
cus i ain’t got a rolex, i got a casio
buy me a drink cus i’m waiting for my dole check
we can go back to my one-room flat
i’m not a weirdo and i don’t smoke crack
so don’t worry we can have beans on toast
if you stop at the shop and buy me a loaf

[hook] x2
i’m going home with a girl i don’t know yet
next thing, she’s wearing my casio
got no dough i ain’t even got a phone yet
i’m too broke i ain’t got a rolex

[verse 2]
yo, i ain’t got a beamer i got a cortina
i’m going to pick up my girl paulina
she looks like j-lo she’s 30 stone
got six dogs and lives in a dirty home
but she knows how to suck d-ck and cook for dinner
a bonus, that’s why i’m onto a winner
hi-tech boots, tracksuit’s diadora
i think you’d adore her if you saw her
she don’t use make up, she uses mach gloss
she smokes a cigar like a factory fat boss
really really love her
never love another
even though she had an affair with my brother
she got an -rs- like rubber
but when i first tried to sh-g her i bounced round the room like flubber
she spends all day in a big arm chair
no i don’t care about her armpit hair
cus i really like her, she’s my baby
drives me crazy, my number one lady
or maybe, we could have a baby
but she won’t sh-g, she’s too fat and lazy
she sits at home, picks her nose
and don’t really ever ever change her clothes
she’s my honey, she’s so funny
i don’t give a toss if i’ve got no money

[hook] x2

[bridge] x2
one, gl-ss of irn bru for you
two, gl-ss of irn bru for me
three, now do the casio sweep
uh, uh, do the casio sweep

[hook] x2

[outro]
rupert brown through your radio station
all you broke cats out there living on the dole
on some f-cked up council estate
pushing a sierra
in fact, towing a sierra with a cortina
with a three wheel van in front

- scorzayzee lyrics

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