capt's log: hull compromised - scoochie boochie lyrics

[spoken]
captain’s log. day 103. 0400 ast. hull compromised. damage to vape lounge: irreparable. george: missing, presumed dead. and we’re down to our last bottle of ciroc ultra
they said i was nuts
they said there’s nothing down here
they said even if it was real, i’d never find it
but they were wrong
they were all wrong
except about me being nuts, that part was right on the money