capt's log: hull compromised (cont.) - scoochie boochie lyrics
[spoken]
…they were all wrong. except about me being nuts, that part was right on the money. dang that would have made a sick intro. now i don’t suppose anyone will ever hear this. the torpedo that i fired when i was high circumnavigated the earth and punched a hole in the hull the size of the dr. anthony purplepoop memorial crevice. i’m sealed off in the marijuana sauna. in retrospect, setting the smoke detectors to dim the lights was a poor choice. from what i can make out by blunt*light, my stocks of starburst and tartar sauce are nearly depleted. the good news is there’s a little bit of ciroc left, the bad news: it’s in my custom bidet. my only hope now is to don my solid gold versace sea suit, and issue a sexy distress signal into the front of the ship. if anyone’s listening, this is captain scoochie boochie of the ss manatee, and i found the lost city of atlantits
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