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dead man blues - scatterbrain lyrics

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[brogna / christ]

i went to a doctor with a pain in my head
he said: “tumor boy! six months you’re dead,
it’s gonna be slow and painful
it ain’t gonna be no fun”
so i went home and decided
i’ll end it now my life’s done

game over, end of the ride
it’s suicide!

so i took out a shotgun, i put it in my mouth
i put it in too far, i gagged then ralphed
i jumped in front of a truck
i missed and only felt a breeze
then i tried a bus, the driver stopped and said:
“exact change, please!”

i survived, was still alive!

i dropped a toaster in the tub with me
it did wonders for my hair
was gonna drive myself right off a cliff
got lost on my way there
i took a jar of sleeping pills
but all i did was snooze
i can’t do nothing right
i got the dead man blues!

can’t get it right
i’m feeling so uptight
i can’t die i gotta wonder why
i try and try and try but i can’t die
i’ve got the dead man blues
’cause even if i win i lose

i threw a rope around the rafters
around my neck, stood on a chair
the phone rings, my machine picks up
and guess who’s there?
it’s a message from my doctor
and he says: “hey lucky break!
it was just a dirt on the x-ray
whoops! i made a mistake!”

and then i slipped off the chair
and i was hanging there:
i’ve got the dead man blues
’cause even if i win i lose
the dead man blues

- scatterbrain lyrics

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