pink ice dildo - sawdu plushia lyrics
[intro]
hey eurovision
i’m sawdu plushia and i’m here to represent the uk!
[verse 1]
i was watching out the window
then it started raining pink snow
i thought
“d*mn, i shouldn’t but i will though”
i’m gonna make a pink ice d*ld*
so i went and i put on a big coat
i got it done like bob the buildo
it’s so cold so i’ll put it in real slow
i was riding a pink ice d*ld*
[chorus]
pink ice, ice d*ld*
pink ice, ice d*ld*
pink ice, ice d*ld*
d*mn i love this pink ice d*ld*
[post*chorus]
the icy sensations in my assh0l*
oh, oh, oh, oh, ho, ho, hole (oh, oh)
in my assh0l* (i’m gonna [?])
[verse 2]
london, uk
is where i do stay
i got all the straight girls saying “you slay!”
where’s your dad?
i’ll f*ck him on tuesday
and i didn’t douche
so i called it a poo day
uh, now it’s a brighter day
i don’t give a hater the time of day
if we’re gonna do it then we do it my way
’cause i always get the final say
they love me!
how can i explain?
it’s like a surfer loves a tidal wave
but i’m sawdu
i’m an acquired taste
they’re tryna hunt me down
like in “a quiet place”
pink ice d*ld*, ride all day
heard a noise, i had to hide away
so i hid in a cupboard and pulled it out
oh, wait!
why is it brown?!
why is it brown?! (oh, my f*cking god)
brown ice d*ld*?
[chorus]
pink ice, ice d*ld*
pink ice, ice d*ld*
pink ice, ice d*ld*
d*mn i love this pink ice d*ld*
pink ice, ice d*ld* (oh)
pink ice, ice d*ld* (yeah, put it in, put it in yeah)
pink ice, ice d*ld* (put it in, put it in, oh)
d*mn i love this pink ice d*ld* (put it in, put it in, oh)
[verse 3]
so like, i left the pink ice d*ld* in my ass
and then it melted
and then when i farted it out
it basically douched me
so like now i know how to douche
sawdu!
[breakdown]
the icy sensations in my assh0l* (oh my)
oh, oh, oh, oh, ho, ho, hole (oh, my god)
in my assh0l* (oh, my god)
[outro]
everyone here at the eurovision
is getting a big pink ice d*ld*
it’s underneath your seat right now
sit on it and f*ck it
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