the christmas candle - saturday night live lyrics
(spoken intro)
[kate mckinnon]
everyone knows the story
[emma stone]
of our lord and savior jesus christ
[aidy bryant]
this is the story
[emma stone]
of another more powerful christmas savior
(verse 1)
[kate mckinnon]
the snow’s falling down
it’s christmastime again
a woman has to get a gift
for some girl at work named jen
[emma stone]
she doesn’t know what jen likes
and she doesn’t super care
so she goes inside a closet
to see what cr-p’s in there
[aidy bryant]
in darkness, there’s a light
and suddenly she sees what christmas savior’s here tonight
(chorus 1)
[all]
it’s a candle
a peach candle
sitting by the bike for a year
she takes the candle
dusts off the candle
then wraps it up for jen and just says, “here.”
(verse 2)
[emma stone]
then one day after this
in foggy london town
[aidy bryant]
two acquaintances are having tea
and one puts a present down
[kate mckinnon]
the other says, “wait, what?
“i mean, i got you something, too.”
then she rummages inside her purse
for some garbage that will do
and she settles on
[aidy bryant]
something that she just had gotten from her boyfriend’s mom
(chorus 2)
[all]
it’s a candle
the same peach candle
regifted ’round the world in just one day
oh thank you, candle
the one true candle
the candle we all get, then give away
(bridge)
[aidy bryant]
but here’s a warning:
when you give a candle, it is all that you need
don’t pair it with a lotion or some lame little cream
a lot of people think two gifts are better than one
but that just makes each gift seem smaller and dumb
(chorus 3)
[all]
so just give the candle
don’t overthink the candle
it’s p-ssed to every single woman and most g-ys
we all get the candle
we all give the candle
that nine-dollar candle
that almost rude candle
we’re joined by the candle
it’s the gift of having a gift to give away
the gift of having a gift to give away
(spoken outro)
[emma stone]
thank you, candle
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