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salad - saturday night live lyrics

(song)
{nadine]
shhh! shhh! shhh!
my family’s on the sleep
so i won’t make a peep
i’ll cook all night my most delicious recipe
i still have quite a surprise
in the morning when they rise
they’ll take a big bite of my overnight salad

it’s not easy to make
lots of ingredients it takes
but it’s worth it to serve my overnight salad
take a little bit o’ lettuce
sprinkle in some cheese
a little scoche of lemon
and a gallon of mayo
so many raisins
an insane amount o’ pepper
now you’re makin’ a salad
54 hot dogs
look who’s back, it’s mayo
don’t skimp on the fritos and root beer
the croutons are cookies
the pizza top, of course
then i let it sit all night on the radiator
in the morning when they rise
my daughters’ eyes fill with pride
when they take a big bite of my overnight salad
the ultimate prize
my husband, king of the guys
when he chomps into a slice of my overnight salad
it’s all over their face
my family loves the taste

(spoken)
[nadine’s husband]
oh my god, nadine, this tastes like s***! what the h*ll is wrong with you? i thought you were gonna make a salad!

[nadine]
it’s my overnight salad

[nadine’s husband]
mayonnaise and lettuce left out all night? you need help, nadine!

[nadine’s daughter]
mommy, baxter’s not moving

[nadine]
i gave him a bite of my overnight salad

[nadine’s husband]
are you happy, nadine. you k!lled the f***** dog! are you stupid? your brain is sick!

[nadine]
maybe it just needs a big scoop of mayo

[nadine’s husband]
there’s a quarter in my salad! why?

(song)
[nadine]
well, the quarter is the thing

(spoken)
[nadine’s husband]
nadine, nadine, no, no, no. just stop! come on, girls. let’s go

[nadine]
well, i guess i’m gonna have to eat this whole thing myself. doo dee doo dee doo overnight salad

- saturday night live lyrics

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