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my testicles - saturday night live lyrics

[intro: kenan thompson, will forte, chris parnell]
“you guys ever heard that song by c+c music factory “everybody dance now”?”
“yeah, it’s pretty good. you ever heard that right said fred song “i’m too s*xy”?”
“oh yeah, yeah, that’s pretty good too.”
“sure, fellas, but have you heard the new song by ariel and efrim?”
“no.”
“who are they?”
“check this out.”

[verse 1: efrim]
morning in the kitchen
you’re frying an egg
i’m squeezing some oranges
the room is getting hot
over at the counter
i shake the salt
you take out a knife
please, don’t cut my tеsticles

[chorus: efrim]
please, don’t cut my tеsticles
please, don’t cut my t*st*cl*s
don’t cut my t*st*cl*s
it’s a nice day, relax

[post*chorus: efrim]
(oh efrim, you’re s*xy)
right back at you, baby
(oh efrim, you’re handsome)
i’m serious about my t*st*cl*s
[verse 2: ariel]
at the post office
standing in line
you wrap my package
i l!ck the stamp
put it in the slot
then close the door
but please, don’t slam it
on my t*st*cl*s

[chorus: ariel]
don’t slam my t*st*cl*s
please don’t slam my t*st*cl*s
don’t slam my t*st*cl*s
it’s a free country have fun

[post*chorus: ariel, efrim]
(oh, ariel, you worry)
i do, i worry often
(oh efrim, come with me)
did i mention i was g*y?

[chorus: ariel & efrim, efrim]
don’t burn off our t*st*cl*s
don’t burn off our t*st*cl*s
please, don’t burn my t*st*cl*s
so sorry, i love you
[outro: kenan thompson, will forte, chris parnell]
“wow, i did not like that.”
“yeah, me neither.”
“yeah, apparently in their younger days those guys had some pretty severe accidents involving their t*st*cl*s. well, i’m gonna go and hit the skins with a tender rhoney. audi 5000.”

- saturday night live lyrics

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