i love my dog - snl - saturday night live lyrics
[starts with mark, chris redd, pete davidson, kenan thompson warming up for rap music]
chris redd: yeah, yeah
love that girl, she stays loyal in these streets
coz soon as i pull up to the crib she getting keyed up
pete davidson: she my main girl i get home she gets at me hop up on my lap like welcome home, daddy
chris redd: i love her. i don’t even got to fake it and when she’s at home she loves being naked
pete davidson: she’s my best friend, she shows love and respect that’s why she walk around with my name on her neck
all: i love my b*tch, my b*tch is my dog [chris, pete and kenan standing with their dogs]
good dog, good dog, only dog that’s all. bow wow, my dog, good dog i talk to my dog bow*wow, she cute she bald, big dog, little dog, fat dog, skinny dog, roof
chris redd: my cranium and feed my pomeranian she doodoo on my carpet i say no that is not where duty goes. woof woo,f that’s the classic sound of my pitt with my basset hound if my dog was a dog, then i re*up with a mini pekinese in a teacup
pete davidson: i’m allergic to these b*tches i touch ‘em and start itchin’ if i see it then i pet it get the drugs up out the kitchen woof woof, zyrtec and a benadryl and a claritin ‘cause it’s getting real i like my dog’s hype, hype, hypoallergenic
[marks comes upfront yelling]
mark: we love dogs out here! you think this is a [bleep] game? you say something about my dog, i will literally murder you in your face!
chris redd: woah, woah. hey, mark, man. you the dj. chill, bro. chill, the h*ll is wrong with mark?
all: my dog she comes when i call bow wow, my dog, silly dog, new dog, old dog, black dog, gold dog
[cut to kenan riding atv with his dog]
kenan thompson: my dog’s name is bryce, she my little pookie pookie she loves a little hat [the dog is wearing a little hat] but she really loves cooking got her own instagram @pookiespike3
bow wow, some say i rescue her but she really rescued me
aw, look at her little face. you is a little boo boo in the hat. you do got a little hat on, don’t you?
[marks comes up front yelling]
mark: respect this dog! or i’ma shoot you dead! i got shooters in the streets
chris redd: yo, mark, man, enough with the death threats, man. chill, bro
pete davidson: something ‘bout dogs, mark
kenan thompson: i don’t like mark
chris redd: mark crazy, bro
lady rapper: you boys done? i got something to say. puggin and thuggin yeah, that’s cool but the kissing disgusting
kenan thompson: i’m kissing pookie right now
lady rapper: yeah, but i’m wishin’ you wasn’t matter fact, i’ma keep it 100
[lady rapper carrying a rabbit]
dogs are okay, but i love me some bunnies hop hop bunny, bunny, bunny hop hop there’s a bunny on money hop hop frankly i don’t give shh*tzu, bunnies are better than dogs it’s true, it’s true
kenan thompson: now you talkin’ crazy
mark: my dog
lady rapper: bunny!
all: dog, dog, dog, dog
lady rapper: bunny hop bunny
all: she closed it, she fall
my best friend my dog
lady rapper: bunny, hop
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