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christmas morning - saturday night live lyrics

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(spoken intro)
[brother]
mom, dad, get up!

[sister]
come on, you guys! wake up! wake up!

(rap)
[all]
it’s christmas morning!
let’s open up our presents

[brother]
well, i got a nerf gun!

[sister]
i got a hat!

[dad]
i got an autographed baseball bat!

[brother]
i got a telescope!

[sister]
i got a globe!
[dad]
i got a watch!

[mom]
and i got a robe!

[brother]
i got hulk hands!

[dad]
i got a tie!

[sister]
and i got a copy of the catcher in the rye!

[brother]
i got a drum set!

[sister]
i got a phone!

[dad]
i got a pen!

[mom]
and i got a robe
[dad]
i got an outdoor pizza oven!

[brother]
i got a cameo from mclovin!

[sister]
i got a hoverboard!

[brother]
i got a drone!

[dad]
i got a laptop!

[mom]
and i got a robe
thanks for the robe, it’s really really nice
thanks for the robe, guys, this is great

[brother]
i got headphones!

[sister]
i got a wig!
[brother and sister]
we got the piano from big!

[dad]
i got a vintage pinball machine!

[mom]
and i’m gonna make us breakfast!
in my brand new robe which i love so much
it’s really really soft! oh, it’s on sale

[sister]
i got a sword!

[dad]
i got shades!

[brother and sister]
we got pairs of rollerblades!

[brother]
i got a lego millennium falcon!

[mom]
and i burned my arm in the oven
it hurt pretty bad, but i didn’t even scream
’cause i keep the pain inside of me

[all]
more and more presents
let’s open up our stockings

[brother]
mine has a set of travel games!

[sister]
and mine is stuffed with candy canes!

[dad]
mine has a bottle of nice cologne!

[mom]
and mine is completely empty
just a big, flat sock with nothing inside
i only hang it up ’cause it looks kinda weird
if it’s missing in our pictures

[dad]
hold on now, what’s this i see?

[sister]
a few more presents beneath the tree!

[brother]
looks like someone’s got a big surprise

[mom]
oh, you guys really didn’t need to get me

[brother, sister, and dad]
it’s presents for the dog!

[brother]
he got a bone and a squeaky toy!

[dad]
and peanut b*tter treats

[brother and sister]
’cause he’s a good boy!

[sister]
so many presents, but he deserves it!

[brother and sister]
and he got a robe!

[brother, sister, and dad]
it’s christmas morning! let’s take a family picture!

[mom]
john, i don’t have any makeup on. i was up until 4 in the **

[brother, sister, and dad]
what a great picture! let’s post it on the internet!

(spoken outro)
[announcer]
your mom does everything for your family. this year, get her more than one present. moms like stuff, too

[brother]
who touched my piano?

[mom]
it was an accident!

- saturday night live lyrics

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