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the grammy's were cool, but the halftime show... - samson [us] lyrics

[intro]
the grammy’s were cool
but now that i think about it
the halftime show…

[verse 1]
what the f*ck?
that sh*t really sucked
you got adam levine
stripping out of his jeans
and travis scott, meh
i’m not talking sh*t either
with an honest demeanor
i really think the performance was a damper
letting the man perform in a concert without autotune is kinda like thor without his hammer
it doesn’t make sense
not gonna dumb it down, the whole presentation without a doubt was embarrassing
i know people are gonna tell mе he’s better than you’ll еver be
and he gave 500 thousand to charity
i don’t give a f*ck who gave who
could’ve gave me a million and i still would’ve hated it
and i’m ready to debate with anybody that said it was straight
f*ck everybody behind the scenes who created this sh*t
i mean, think about it
they were having a meeting and planning and some assh0l* was like, “sir, what if maroon 5 and travis scott perform together?”
and the boss was actually like, “sure.”
are you serious?
you could’ve chosen a collaboration that would’ve been so much better
see i like jerking off
and i like taking sh*ts
but the two things just don’t f*cking go together
only thing i really thought was cool
only thing i really thought that was sick that night
was big boy pulling up in a cadillac all pimped out
rocking a fur coat with his speakers banging kryptonite
that sh*t was badass
a true atl native
i had my thumbs up all the way
adam joined in on the way you move
and i’m like, “dude, get the f*ck off the stage,”
you f*cked up that song
you f*cked up sicko mode
you took off your shirt
and you look like a chode
i mean, is it just me or is his body weird?
there’s something about it that’s oddly queer
thinking maybe it’s the torso and leg ratio
from the hip down he looks like a pet baby goat
a pet baby goat?
what the f*ck does that mean?
he looks like he’d always finish last in a track meet
[?]
his legs are so short.. it.. i don’t know, it was weird
the only person who’s allowed to show their b00bs during a halftime show…
is janet jackson
and if you’re not janet jackson, keep your nipples inside your shirt

[verse 2]
‘cause it’s a time of entertainment
to take a little break and to ease the pressure of the seriousness of the game
but this year they f*cked it up
they slacked hard and went just like, “ah, here it is, go and sing,”
you should do it carefully
take your time and handpick all the names with a surgeon’s aim
i remember 2007 watching the show being nine years old and then seein’ purple rain
that sh*t was crazy
and you’re not gonna top that but you should at least f*cking try
one of america’s most popular sporting events and you say ‘f*ck it’ and pick a couple random guys
draw the names out a hat like you’re picking a raffle when [?] are having dinner and they gotta go to their sh*tty jobs in the morning
all they can think about is adam’s nipples

[outro]
and on top of all that, it was the lowest scoring game in superbowl history. you come to the atl and play in our brand new mercedes benz stadium that costed 1.5 billion f*cking dollars to make and none of you even bring your a game. well f*ck us i guess

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