80 bars part 5 - sammy lachow lyrics
ham and eggs for breakfast check it off my checklist
write song about it, number 7 on my set list
xanax bars and netflix candy corn and sexting
and the morning put a breath mint in the stinky b-tch’s mouth
5’4″ type booty keep the slinky b-tches out
hand you pictures out feel em up fill up a cup
hand me the loud weed gonna need another gram in an hour
that’s why they call me sa-a-am-a-a-am-my lachowder
ha that’s my own d-mn name
and listen now i’ll beat you at your own d-mn game
take a puff of the spliff and if you k!ll it you fill it
take a – take a little bit of the pill and feel it in minutes
ooowwww (oowww)
drugs, cigarillo residue on carpet and rugs
that’s how i end on the mountain top and down for mud
yeah you can get a pound of bud but you gotta start with a nug
the song we all sang
karaoke jammin to all the small things
took a xanax forgot just how i miss my chance
i still miss you like i miss this band you used to tell me
imma party boy, i sorta am
now you’re getting mad because i text you at 4 a.m
now i miss the days where we fuck in your orange van
you knew exactly what to do when it came to a horny sam
d-mn, and i think not many do
i drink the henny listen to blink 182
think before i do delinquent any crew
nothing can replace the things you let me do
i miss you miss you the last time i kissed you
we were just little kids, just doin whatever kids do
but don’t bring the past around girl
and don’t make me bring the nasty out girl
cause i’ll cast you out girl
don’t make me bring the caskets out girl
slumber party put a mattress down for you baby
don’t make me bring the nasty out girl
hit the party just to lick the party
and now we come to parties just to run the party
call me sc-mbag sammy i’ll come baggy pajamies
round round round fatty going down town daddy
border prolly busy pushin becky in the v
i’m not making sense but shit’s catchy on the beat
she said she wanted me she said she’d let me get in deep
it’s getting messy she a dressy kind of sketchy? i agree
i’m a skinny 5’10 mother fucker
if you didn’t know me you’d think i was a sucker or something
i’m slow rider though seattle a buick fuck it i’m b-mping
you hear that clucker that clucking that means the juggler is jumping
last night fell asleep with a slut now i admit it
great tits big b-tt, personality sucked
i woke up eww when reality struck
like fuck i’ve chilling in seattle too much
i got my burberry pajamas on
this goes out to brunettes who want a blonde – i want your pajamas off
my hair is shaggy one might say it pot head long
and my rap sheet stretches on and on and on
rummpa-dum-dum stole the jumpa jump
from producers i used to get the skunkadunk from
my weed’s legal my pocket’s empty
my sings a libra
your hair’s black your jeans tight and i’m dying to meet you
maybe, if i, rap, sorta like this, would you run and make your mommas momma order my shit? enough of that
ever since i was little high off a bong i was like dust in the wind
hanging onto a dream for dear life, here, right now, in the middle of a drugged out house wow
can’t believe i bought another ounce, how? look how my future is turning out, ouch
stuck up on the days couch lounging still didn’t know how to pronounce lachowder
pick the beat i’m rapping to in front of a million people in the back of a buick
i’m a real -ss dude i just happens to be, all that matters to you is all that matters to me
we could talk about a birth sign, have a rare steak with dessert wine
see on the side of a ride with my third eye making part five feel like it’s the first time hah
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