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good times - sammy j & randy lyrics

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[sammy j]
it was a monday
when we took the car
and drove it to the shops-

[randy]
i think it was a tuesday-

[sammy j]
i’m pretty sure it wasn’t-
no you’re right it was a tuesday

[both]
cause derek had the permit

[randy]
it’s a clear way on a monday

[sammy j]
yeah but we parked there

[both]
so it must have been a tuesday

[sammy j]
when we took the car-

[randy]
did derek give that permit back?

[sammy j]
he said he will when he went to queensland

[randy]
we should chase that up

[sammy j]
we will

[both]
still

[sammy j]
we were in the car
driving to the shops-

[randy]
i’m serious that permit wasn’t cheap

[sammy j]
relax we’ll get the permit back

[randy]
that’s what you said about the vacuum cleaner

[sammy j]
well that was different he’s got allergies

[randy]
like what?

[sammy j]
you saw the rash

[randy]
its eczema

[sammy j]
he has to clean the carpet cause his cat’s got hairy b-ll-cks

[randy]
he should get that thing de-s-xed

[sammy j]
he can’t he breeds them it’s his way of coping with a difficult divorce

[randy]
as far as i can see his only allergy is giving back the sh-t he borrows from his neighbours

[sammy j]
so we were driving north-

[randy]
i mean the guy can still afford to go to noosa

[sammy j]
yeah what’s your point?

[randy]
he should just buy a vacuum cleaner

[sammy j]
look i leant it in good faith
how was i to know
he’d take it inter-state and give it to his niece for her first communion

[randy]
i didn’t know he had a niece!

[sammy j]
it’s complicated see his sister had a friend that died
she’s barren so she felt obliged to care for-

[randy]
so it’s not actually his niece

[sammy j]
well not by blood

[randy]
that’s even worse i can’t believe he gave our vacuum cleaner to a random stranger

[sammy j]
so we were driving north-

[randy]
south

[sammy j]
south towards the-

[randy]
north?

[sammy j]
no it was northern suburbs

[randy]
south?

[both]
that’s right
the map was upside-down but
we got there in the end

[sammy j]
and parked outside the fish and chip shop

[randy]
fruit shop-

[sammy j]
milk bar-

[randy]
hardware?

[both]
bake-no haberdashery
it’s next door

[randy]
to the house and home shop

[sammy j]
we went in and bought a vacuum cleaner

[both]
when we came outside

[sammy j]
we had a parking fine

[randy]
cause derek had the permit

[sammy j]
he said he’d give it back!

[randy]
he didn’t!

[sammy j]
evidently!

[randy]
i won’t be paying that!

[sammy j]
i’m trying to tell a f-cking story

[randy]
well tell it then

[sammy j]
i will

[randy]
good!

[sammy j]
i’m telling it right now!

[randy]
well tell it then!

[sammy j]
yes i’m trying to!

[randy]
good then tell it!

[sammy j]
fine i’ll tell it!
we were driving
home after the shops

[randy]
but when we pulled into the driveway

[sammy j]
felt a b-mp

[randy]
got out

[both]
and realised we’d run over derek’s cat
who was being held
by derek at the time
we took the permit from his cold dead hands and ran away
good times

- sammy j randy lyrics

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