i got??? - sam bennett lyrics
a sl-t’s best -sset is here ‘lie’ ability
like a school pc, they go down regularly
used to be a vegan, but ate kfc
i guess that means, i lost my veg-inity
went out with a grape, you could call it a date
we whining, dining, then i told here i’m in
a chess team, please don’t hate
at a chess board, sick, it was stale-mate
punching the clock just to k!ll the time
rhyming so sweet it should be a daim
walked into a stadium at 6 o’clock
where are all the fans, it’s really hot
this is my first verse, you want more?
like a cancer patient i got two more (tumour)
so take the beat and break it down slow
about me, there’s one thing you should know
yo, yo, yo, yo
i got amnesia
i got amnesia
i got amnesia
i got amnesia
only read one book, 1984
i’ll never do it again, it was p-ss poor
orwell, i get more head than a sanmiguel
get more gash than a girl who’s suicidal
get more b-tt than a heavy chain smoker
met a girl playing cards, now i wanna poker
but it don’t matter if your jt or florence nightingale, just quiver
cause either way you’re going to cry me (crimea) river
of your c-m
darth vader lost and obi wan (won)
vader had a black helmet just like elton john
i couldn’t move my pen or ruler
well hey, that’s stationary for ya
on the web watching two girls one cup
like a calculator broke, it just doesn’t add up
justin beiber, i’ll give him a miss
just like a toilet, it takes the p-ss
i need a new job so i thought jigalow
i wish i hadn’t but like a baker i need (kneed) the doh
(chorus)
i walked into a pub with a stella on my head and said
hey, the beers are on me
no……not funny?
i went to go bowling, but there were on strike
they want more money, spare me the sh-te
so i went home and then wii were bowling
knocking down whites like i’m martin luther king
like a forum full of racists i like to discuss (diss, cuss)
or a g-y mathematician shopping at pi-f-g-r-us (pythagoras)
but forget that its history
my rhymes are more infectious than hbv
worryingly, a girl asked me
why you not upset about your hiv
i guess i’m staying positive
com’n girl you wish you were the causative
kissed a girl called sonia, but i lost a eye (a, i)
so i ended up kissing my….. son
(chorus)
oooh, one more time now, this song is almost done
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