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the big - salad dodgers lyrics

[intro: thunder thighs]
get ready
’cause i’m about to eat
the last crumbs

[verse 1: thunder thighs, lardball]
1, 2, 3. 4
i will savor all the crumbs
do you wanna see my bum
i only weigh a ton
eating food, tons of fun
i will vacuum all these nuts
skinny people are just f*cks
mass is heavy, you will duck
i’ll sit on you, better run
cannot eat, no more food
eat your clothes, you’ll go nude
take my food, you are screwed
i walk in, i get booed
i am the size of cloud
weigh too much, i am proud
my belly makes big sounds
get away, i’ll get loud
mass so big, cannot count
i demand a discount
on this food, it’s too much
you cannot survive my punch
muscle man? that’s not me
all these cookies, just for me
tasty food makes me pleased
all my body is just cheese
when i walk, i get wheezed
orders wrong, i mispleased
my big tip you will taste
it’ll come out just like paste
you will beg, just one treat
moving fingers, such a feat
i can’t fit in the street
big finale, time to eat
no

[verse 1: thunder thighs]
eat steal repeat, i want my c*ck to be neat
just to make it shiny when i beat my beat
come and try some chocolate, it’s a really nice treat
just take off my pants, you’ll find something neat
if you’re a skinny freak, just already accept defeat
and when i’m done with you, you’ll feel the heat
why is everybody making fun of my blubber?
if you wanna have s*x, i ain’t using no rubber
the only time i’ll f*ck is when it’s with my brother
but i can never have s*x, i’ll always sweat in the summer
he said no to my big d, oh that’s a bummer
but when i hit your face with it you’ll be in a deep slumber

[outro: thunder thighs & lardball]
just one little suck, or you’ll get in a lot of trouble
oh no, it’s, it’s, it’s
the big
the big
the big
the big
the big?
it’s the, it’s the big
the big? what’s the big doing here?
the big?
the big?
it’s the big! it’s the big! big big big! big!
why is the big here?
errr, big
you better get ready for me, it’s about to be an oversize load
errr

- salad dodgers lyrics

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