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my belly my rules - salad dodgers lyrics

[intro: lardball & thunder thighs]
so um, this time on the salad dodgers
we’re gonna make a song about no vegetables
f*ck it

[verse 1: thunder thighs & lardball]
i only love food my belly my rules
when i go to the restaurant it really rules
all of the cheeseburgers make me drool
i may be big, but i ain’t no fool
inside my belly rolls you’ll find all the grease
if you want the meat, oh just say please
you know my favorite restaurant is mickey ds
when the employees come in, oh they just say jeez

[verse 2: thunder thighs & lardball]
my one true lovе is my big chicken nugget (nugget)
whеn i have to sh*t, no bathroom there’s a bucket (bucket)
i’m watching my anime, don’t unplug it (plug it)
i have to eat on a budget, but i f*cking love it
i’m so d*mn huge i can’t swim in the ocean
my belly will jiggle on the floor, it’s in motion
i ate too much, think i’ll cause my demotion
although i weigh too much, i’m just causing erosion
i’m the eating king you better salute
just as long as you don’t give me any f*cking fruits

don’t give me any hot sauce, or else i will toot
my fart will be so loud you’ll be f*cking mute

what did you say?
you think i wouldn’t be here?
that’s it
you call that rap
let me go a little fast
here i come

[verse 3: triple bs]
you guys aren’t so big i’ll crush you like a f*cking twig
i’ll wear you like a cute d*mn wig
you’ll be scared you have to dig
at least i have some big ass muscles that will fit you like a puzzle
once i’m here you’ll have some trouble
i’m so big i can’t eat double (bhbc)
oil up, i’m almost done
once i’m here you will back up
you can’t fit all my junk, i’m like a grape i’m so plump
touch me once i will blow up
you guys are nothing just break up
you know me, i can’t jump
you need a truck to pick me up
i’m the biggest, so just give up

- salad dodgers lyrics

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