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break the floor - salad dodgers lyrics

[verse 1: thunder thighs]
eat some more, i will break the floor
running’s such a chore
i’m shaped like a bore
can’t swim in the shore, i will sore
if there are some nuggets i will cause a ruckus
if you f*ck it, i will get a grip
if i don’t get fit, such a skit
boom boom floor went crack, guess i had too many snacks
all my orders you will pack, not enough i will attack
think i’m skinny? i’m just mass
pants can’t fit my bare ass
i will never touch the grass
once it leaks you will pass

[verse 2: lardball]
i don’t eat healthy, i don’t exercise
i’m a couch potato, that’s just how i’m designed
when i eat my food it makes me feel really fine
for that rеason, i’m gonna build it a shrine
did you know that my weight starts with nine
i’ll nеver go on a treadmill, especially with incline
if i eat too much, it’ll never make me die
fat people rejecting fruits, that’s what we be like
food that is healthy, that’s one of my dislikes
hmm, maybe i’ll try some vegetables, sike
never trust the vegetables, they’ll make me go on strike
oh and i definitely don’t wanna go on a hike
whenever my order comes out it always makes me hyped
hey, make sure my burger is ripe
[pause: thunder thighs]
cause if it wasn’t
you know, then we’ll have some problems
errrr

[verse 3: lardball & thunder thighs]
oh no, i ate too many big macs
soon enough the floors gonna go crack*crack
all of my food wrappers to me are knick*knacks (errrrr)
i want some big food, not some little tic*tacs
the number one customer, my face is on a plaque
but you’ll never know my number one meal exact
after all this food eating i don’t know how my stomach’s intact
so my name is lardball and i’m spitting facts

- salad dodgers lyrics

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