sub plans - ryrycd lyrics
chorus
so you want to learn how to teach choir class?
well listen up and we will teach you fast!
so you want to learn how to teach choir class?
well listen up and we will teach you fast!
theo * class management
class management, you gotta manage it
if you don’t your reputation, gonna damage it
so if you wanna be a good choir candidate
you gotta control the class and know how to handle it
for listening and respect, i’m an advocate
if you don’t stand up, then i’ll make you sit
i’m not joking, this is not a bit
if you don’t sit down, then i’ll throw a fit
taner * musical scales
scales are important cause they teach you keys
i think they’re pretty funky, they’re bees knees fo’ sheez
you really gotta learn them, they’re like the abc’s
if you don’t learn them, you’ll work at applebees
ryan * vocal techniques
wanna change the tone of your voice, from happy to scary
open your mouth and imagine a cherry
and you better keep your diphthongs round
or all around town you’ll be renownedly clowned
chorus:
so you want to learn how to teach choir class?
well listen up and we will teach you fast!
so you want to learn how to teach choir class?
well listen up and we will teach you fast!
ryan * on task computer use
i might be strict with computer use
if i find you on a computer game, there is no excuse
but as time goes on i’ll start to get loose
and you can be my 6th case of child abuse
don’t worry, i’d never hurt kids; i’m just kidding
but it is true that online games i’ll be forbidding
and under controlled circumstances, we always raging
which brings me to my next verse, making class engaging
taner * making class engaging
choir class should always be real fun
you’ll love this class more than i love my stepson
we should make the class engaging for the kids
and make sure they never gonna lose their eyelids
theo * posture
if you’re a good teacher, your class will prosper
when your class stands they should have good posture
you have to stand straight, and not recline
or else you’ll damage your lower spine
chorus
so you want to learn how to teach choir class?
well listen up and we will teach you fast!
so you want to learn how to teach choir class?
well listen up and we will teach you fast!
taner * sight singing
you gotta learn sight*singing sing on the spot
it’s much much cooler than my ex*wife’s yacht
you gotta be good fast at sight*singing
gotta have that split second thinking
when reading music you gotta have staff perfection
or else i’ll inject you with a staph infection
you need to read the music right, in the right direction
the singing has to be right for the right connection
theo * blend/balance
when it comes to choir, focus on balance and blend
they are more important than my wife’s boyfriend
blend and balance are important, they make you seem professional
you’ll be so out of this world, call you extraterrestrial
ryan * concert attire
when you have a performance for the class of choir
be respectful and wear the appropriate attire
a piece of clothing the whole audience will admire
or else this sub is gonna retire
chorus
so you want to learn how to teach choir class?
well listen up and we will teach you fast!
so you want to learn how to teach choir class?
well listen up and we will teach you fast!
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