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fredo the fraud - ryan parker lyrics

life gives you dilemma, drink mike’s hard lemonade
’cause it’s pretty hard to watch that guy on a summer day
when life gives you jake tapper, go find a keg to tap
’cause if you don’t, his trump derangement’s sure to make you snap

the man who loves his mirrors, and his muscles as they harden
the man who lives like adam walking naked in his garden
when life gives you chris cuomo, even if you love his bod
mute him or just turn him off because
he’s fredo the fraud
he’s fredo the fraud

when life gives you wolf blitzer, i’m sorry ’bout your luck
pour yourself a spritzer and prepare for wolf to suck
when life gives you the fake news told by anderson cooper
i don’t blame you if you drink yourself into a bl**dy stupor

but when life gives you chris cuomo, the useless younger brother
the man who’s been called fredo, the man who almost smothered
from the coronavirus in his bas*m*nt on the air
the dramatically ascended, like a hero up his stairs
the man who loves his mirrors, and his muscles as they harden
the man who lives like adam walking naked in his garden
when life gives you chris cuomo, even if you love his bod
just mute him or just turn him off because
he’s fredo the fraud
he’s fredo the fraud

- ryan parker lyrics

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