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brian stelter is a sex machine - ryan long lyrics

brian stelter is a s*x machine lyrics
[intro]
yah
f*ckin legend
big d*ck
and he knows how to use it
mr steal your girl

[chorus]
he’s a s*x machine
brian stelter
and he’s packing heat
brian stelter
and he’ll steal your queen
brian stelter
and she’ll fiend for his meat
brian
it’s a big piece

[verse]
got that news man d*ck with the news man cl!ck
and he’s hittin’ chicks with that big stelter stick
brian stelter
girls slurp him up like a seltzer
he’s a real man but healthier
ripped
and he’s got your girl walking funny
ouch
d*ck her down ’til she hurt in her tummy and it’s funny
that you can’t please her like stelts’ d*ck can
he d*cks down your girl then he d*cks down the help man
terminator

born in maryland
took your girl’s cherry man
making dudes g*y too
i do
chuck and larry man

and stelt f*cks your girl while you fap alone
his hair fell out too much testosterone

and he came from the new york times
legit
filling girls up with the stelter slime
got girls yellin’, “is that rl stine?”
the author
and i’m honored that our names rhyme
ryan and brian

and he don’t like rogan or rogaine
nah
top from your girl while he’s making mad gains
he’s got loads for days so her throat will pay
and the pope will say that he christened your bae
and now she’s soaked and you know he ain’t broke
making new sons like a tattoo gun
poke poke poke

and he’s packing 12 inches
large
filled another box during this verse ain’t flinching

600k viewers
whoa
if your lady’s on the upper west side he’s goin’ screw her
ummghh

and you know he’s got his boys’ back
while he’s deep inside your girl’s crack
motor boating big racks
brrrr

stelter’s d*ck’s refreshing like a lemonade
he’s got two kids and you know how those are made
s*x

and he wrote two books but he never gets booked cus he’s hard
copy
like hemingway
and he don’t like misinformation
like you sayin’ he ain’t making your lady m*st*rbatin’ to news
cnn
and she’s sending nudes
while he’s in the nude
cookin’ food
true

born in ’85 lookin 85
distinguished
got the cuomo bros jackin off ’til their blind
i learned that from reliable sources
stelter’s at your girl’s door kid
and she let him in

[chorus]
stayin’ inside
brian stelter
of your girl’s vagine
brian stelter
and he’s breakin’ hymens
brian stelter
hose like a fireman
brian stelter

yeah

- ryan long lyrics

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