oscar the incel (i is for incel) - rucka rucka ali lyrics
[intro]
hey man, can i get two bucks
i live in the trash, you down?
i’ll get snuffleupagus
(to blow you, baby)
[verse 1]
welcome to the street
where muppet b*tches got they hand out
rosita only feed her taco
til her money ran out
zoe gave a blowie
to a man with a millennio
don’t bother with a monster
’cause the way my life panned out
julia got an onlyfans, when she turned 18
can’t get up in her sn*tch
i ain’t got no green
f*ck these dolls
ain’t got no girl for me
i thought of going g*y, like bert and ernie (oh, baby)
never met a thot that was evеn worth a diddle
never had a friеnd, they would sell me for a tittle
girls don’t wanna f*ck me unless i drive a
little
lex
durango, or a grand trizzle
… and all i got is sprocket
with no spot to park it (oh no…)
i’m just a green, small, drop of jock itch
it’s cool, i don’t even want a b*tch
[chorus]
never hang with
elmo, no
never smoke crack with grover
i just wanna chill alone…
in my trash bin (in my trash bin)
never gonna eff no hoes
never have a crew, f*ck noes
everyone out there is
gross
man, i’m grouchy
no b*tch, for me…
“get away from me, you stupid girls!”
no friends, for me…
“go away, you f*ggots!”
[verse 2]
now, just so you get your facts right
women gaslight
telly lost his cash right?
kermit tried it with ms. piggy
she a fat swine
drained his ass and left
with his last dime (clean your room, bucko)
big bird thought he’ll try
his shot with the ladies
prairie dawn f*cked him
’cause he pay for her mercedes
that’s the kind of sh*t we ain’t teaching to these babies
let me educate you suckas before it’s too late
[bridge]
“a is for
all you b*tches
want my green, and my riches
status chasing, ratchet witches
count should make you make sandwiches”
[chorus]
never hang with
elmo, no
never smoke crack with grover
i just wanna chill alone…
in my trash bin (in my trash bin)
never gonna eff no hoes
never have a crew, f*ck noes
everyone out there is
gross
man, i’m grouchy
hey man, can i get two bucks
i live in the trash, you down?
i’ll get snuffleupagus
(to blow you, baby)
[outro]
never gettin’ laid in life (nope)
i’ll be always g*y and die (yep)
and be violated by
some kurd dude
(nine o’leven)
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