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if i was mongolian - rucka rucka ali lyrics

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supid mongolians, breaking my wall!
supid mongolians, breaking my b-lls!
eating my wonton, chicken egg roll
go tell mongolian, i say, “h-llo!”
h-llo? h-llo, how are you?
i dry clean clothes, since year ‘oh-two
year of c-ck, year of poo
it was nice year, in hong kong too-ha!

i am chinese, build a city wall
mongo, hey f-ck you!

if i was mongolian, i would break down the wall
i be stupid mongol, my eyes are always closed
and i could read your fortune, cookie says it all
stupid dumb mongolians, you never win the war, you never win the war

chicken fry rice stir, chicken fry dog
i could fry tiger, i could fry frog
i could wear diaper, p–p on the floor
mongolese sniper, shoot at my store

ow! ow! why you shoot me?
i was star, in a bruce lee movie
my chinese food, come with roofy
go to bed girl, show me your b00by!

i’ll have soup please, in big sh-tty wok
egg roll, with mushroom

with a little onion, sweet and sour pork
or you could put some broccoli, ’cause i don’t give a f-ck
and i don’t need a chopstick, ’cause i could use a fork
but if i was mongolian, i rather eat a dog, i like to eat a dog

i builded a fence, around the chineses
to protect them from some dumb mongolians
the wall was knock down, by mongolesians
i just want some beef chicken fry rice

if i was mongolian, i break down all the wall
my people die of hunger, could we please have egg roll
and i don’t see my parents, they left me by the road
if you see my uncle, say him my h-llo, say him my h-llo

oh, h-llo, remember me? i build this big wall
around the city of china!
oh no! you don’t, don’t break my wall!
d-mnit! you stupid mongolians, breaking my wall!
you go back to somalia
no extra soy sauce for you!

chicken fried rice…

- rucka rucka ali lyrics

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