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more than a gimmick - rubeus and the hagrids lyrics

more than a gimmick lyrics
wizard rock is a dried*up river
how do these bands even look at themselves in the mirror
singers and songwriters, desperate for material
i guess it’s very easy to write wizard song on that’s trivial

they say it’s not easy
i say it’s lemon squeezy
cause this gimmick can only last
as long as we got books stuck in the past

cause you’re more than a gimmick
you’re a parody in disguise
you’re just another mimic
of a character from a franchise, you can’t criticize
write a bunch of filler lines
follow basic guidelines
then wait for the die*hard fans to make you shine
until the day this genre dies

you will never get your hogwarts letter
maybe that’s all for the better
when wizard school is done, which job can you get with that coloured tie?
is there a masters degree for making feathers fly?

they say this genre’s easy
you pretend to disagree
what will you do when they stop making movies
loosely based on rowling’s leftover footnotes?
cause you’re just another gimmick
trying hard to compromise
with leftover lyrics
of a character that millions of other idolize
write a bunch of filler lines
follow basic guidelines
then wait for the die*hard fans to make you shine
until the day you have to write regular songs

(repeat 1st chorus)

tell me, when the well has run dry, what the f*ck will you do?
when then movies stop coming, what the f*ck will you do?
post*potter depression will one day come true
when the franchise is done, you will find another one

when the spin*off is done, what the f*ck will you do?
when the books are all gone, what the f*ck will you do?
move on to a new franchise, ‘til you hit another limit
and keep writing music under re*skinned old gimmicks!

- rubeus and the hagrids lyrics

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