tik tok (parody) - rose ellen dix lyrics
wake up in the morning feeling totally sh-tty
i’m in the bath, plugs in my -ss, i’m guna hit this city
before i leave brush my t–th with a handful of smack
cause when i leave for the night, i always come back black
i’m talking dayum my name is rose, rose
i dig shakespearean prose, prose
blowing up my student loan, loan …. loan
i’m picking puke out of my hair, hair
stumbling down the stairs, stairs
watch glee before it airs
god d-mn this is cr-p and my nose is full of crack
i want more, i’m out the door because my life is such a bore
i need fame, this is lame, and i’m secretly quite tame
i lied i don’t do drugs
but i do like turkish rugs
i need a break, not a rake or a steak i’m not a fake
my voice is cr-p, need a slap, like before i start to rap
i need sk!lls that give chills and totally pay the bills, now
wooowowowoooooo
wooowowowoooooo
ain’t got a care in the world and i can’t really steer
ain’t got no money in my pocket but my smear test was clear
and now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
but we kick ’em to the curb unless they have perfect grammar
i’m talking never actually been drunk, drunk
but i just found another chunk, chunk
got studies that i’m going to flunk, flunk ….. flunk
i said exposure is the key, key
i just need a part on glee, glee
fame is a guarantee
i said fame is a guarantee
that’s it i’ll be legit, holy sh-t is that a zit
i need plans and some fans maybe i should join a band
i can’t sing live or at all, autotune just sings it all, now
wooowowowoooooo
wooowowowoooooo
i’ll be a hit cause i’m a brit and i’m totally kind of fit
clean up my act, it’s a fact going to need a contract
i’ll be papped in the street treated like a piece of meat, now
wooowowowoooooo
wooowowowoooooo
you build me up and you knock me down
my facebook fan page is boring
no youtube hits, i’ll call it quits
no chance of ever touring
with my hands up, you got me now
look i’ve resorted to mysp-ce
that’s so emo, i already know
that’s something i got to embrace
now the party don’t start ’till emos log in
it’s cool, you’re a fool and i know i really rule
your words are mean you loser teen
just go jack off to wolverine
screw this sh-t, i admit, this is lame i’m going to quit, now
wooowowowoooooo
wooowowowoooooo
still got my pride, wait that’s gone, just a sk-nk wh0r- all along
mascara ran but i’m the man and i could really start a clan
bouncing back, i’ll be wack and you’ll have a heart attack, now
wooowowowoooooo
wooowowowoooooo
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