enter da samurai (skit) - rojelio capone lyrics
enter da samurai (skit) lyrics
ro: ayo samurai! ayo bruh..you heard about what lil rico did?
j: what did the dumbass do this time?
ro: mothuh f*ckuh out here leaking our e*p and selling it before we put it out cuz
j: oh sh*t?! that n*gga ain’t, there’s no f*ckin’ way!
ro: my word is bond. matter of fact, we got dude tied up in the closet right here because we bout to beat his ass
j: nah, i’m bouttuh whip that mothuh f*ckuh to death cuz
ro: lemme get first dibs on this sh*t bro
j: nah homie, you already got to tie his ass up, so it’s only fair if i get the first blow
ro: duh f*ck?! i see how this finna be
j: do you dare challenge the patience of the samurai
ro: nah nah, i got another way to sеttle this…
j: you thinkin’ what i’m thinking?!
ro: oh h*ll yeah!
ro: bеst out of three g
ro and j: rock paper scissors shoot
j: ooh you got me on that first one, but watch out on this next one
ro and j: rock paper scissors shoot
ro: touché touché. watch yo sh*t on this tie breaker
ro and j: rock paper scissors shoot
j: f*ck you mothuh f*ckuh
ro: ijo de la verga madre guey
ro: alright, go on and do your thing
*opens closet door*
j: surprise mothuh f*ckuh
*disc scratching punching beat*
ro: what the f*ck are you doing j
j: leg drop off the top rope mothuh f*ckuh!
fatality
ro: yo what the f*ck j, i wanted to get the rest of the crew on this sh*t
j: omae wa maou shinderu
ro: nani?!
*samurai stabs ro capone*
(record scratching solo)
*end of skit*
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