a letter to my penis - rodney carrington lyrics
dear p-n-s,
i don’t think i like you anymore,
you used to watch me shave,
now all u do is stare at the floor.
oh dear p-n-s,
i don’t like you anymore.
it used to be you and me,
a paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
that’s all we needed to get by.
now it seems things have changed,
i think that you’re the one to blame.
dear p-n-s,
i don’t like you anymore.
now he sings,
dear rodney,
i don’t think i like you anymore,
’cause when u get to drinkin’
you put me places i’ve never been before.
dear rodney,
i dont like you anymore.
why can’t we just get a grip,
on our man to hand relationship.
come to terms with truly how we feel.
if we put our heads together,
we’d just stay home forever.
dear p-n-s,
i think i like you after all.
oh and rodney,
while yer shavin’,
shave my b-lls.
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