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the philosophical zombie slayer - rock, paper, cynic lyrics

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[chorus: peter chiykowski]
he wields chainsaws of reasoning
and battle axioms to spare
but he’ll blow your mind with wittgenstein
the philosophical zombie*slayer

[post*chorus: peter chiykowski & david lex]
brains brains brains
brains brains brains

he’s got ’em

[verse 1: peter chiykowski]
he’s read camus and sun tzu too
he’s ready to thoreau down
like a zombie*bustin’ saint augustine
one way train of thought to murder town

he’s got this sh*t john locke*down
got that david hume*an touch
oh, he’ll commit you to the flames
just when the situation’s clutch

his enemies, both dead and not
in unlife left to linger
but he’ll collapse all their uncertainties
like a cleric of schrödinger
they call him rené descar*nage
and now you’ll finally know why
when it’s finito, he screams “cogito
ergo sum*one’s gonna die!”

[chorus: peter chiykowski]
he wields chainsaws of reasoning
battle axioms to spare
he’ll blow your mind with wittgenstein
the philosophical zombie*slayer

[post*chorus: david lex]
brains brains brains
brains brains brains

[verse 2: peter chiykowski]
he’s aristotle at full throttle
contemplating the invisible
he fights undead mobs with thomas hobbes
not afraid to get metaphysical

he hits the road with simone de beauvoir
[?] jean*jacques
so if you think he don’t know le philosophe
you can suck on his balzac
your argument is moldable
like plato in his hands
so you’re barking up the wrong sophis*tree
if you’re challenging this man

you can tell him that he kant
but it’s imperative, he’ll claim
oh, confucius say, “you die today!”
said says, “actually, that’s a chattel character in eastern philosophy [?] centuries of misunderstanding by the west”

[chorus: peter chiykowski]
he’ll blow your mind with wittgenstein
the philosophical zombie*slayer

[post*chorus: david lex]
brains brains brains
brains brains brains

[verse 3: peter chiykowski]
no one wants to go outside
when the whole world’s trying to eat ya
but hunt ’em with epistemology
you’ll think it’s pretty nietzsche

so make your marx and do your part
the next time the dead are at your door
just whip it out like a philosopher
put descartes before the hordes
[chorus: peter chiykowski]
oh, he wields chainsaws of reasoning
and battle axioms to spare
well, he’ll blow your mind with wittgenstein
the philosophical zombie*slayer

[post*chorus: david lex]
brains
brains

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