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gordo's revenge - robust lyrics

[intro]
“don’t ever fight a midget
unless you’ve done some midget fighting previously (laughter)
cause if a midget bites you, you’re in trouble (laughter)
i mean you’re in serious trouble cause they ain’t but this tall…” (laughter)

[verse 1]
when i’m bagging all chickens
we’ll see who looks cool, your girl
having dinner with a guy whose only two foot two
i’ll may be a tad bit shorter
have you wrestle midget?
keep talking sh*t
i’ll set a cage match next special olympics
keep making short jokes
midgets always get more pigeons
and i’ll bet your wife’s got a fetish for f*cking guys with dwarfism
i got problems and i got ’em in the worse way
maybe it’s the fact i’ve been the same f*cking height since 1st grd
i had a nice teacher, who wore a wife beater with no shirt
but i’m 30 years old, still waiting to hit my growth spurt
i’m a freak of nature, “jesus hates ya”; something of sorts
but every time i stood up for myself, seems i was coming up short
i never really had a problem trying to reach the cervical
but in high school, i needed a high stool just to reach the urinal
in golf, i’d play from the women tees, because the hole is closer
i wear stilts to the amus*m*nt parks so i could ride the rollercoasters
[interlude]
l*li*life as a shorty should be so rough
l*li*life
l*li*life as a shorty should be so rough
l*li*life

[verse 2]
yo i’m so short, my suitcase is a f*nny pack
for me, [???] is a family size, i park ’em in the handicap
i’m so gifted where the sun don’t shine, don’t need a p*n*s blinder
i may be half your size but i’m perfect height to keep v*g*n*
knock me off my feet, like, i’ll get up and bust back
uppercut your kneecaps and headb*tt your nut sack
i’ll never get taller, cause it seems i’ve reached my full capacity
my d*ck is 2 inches, but i’m so short i tell girls it hangs past my knees
to boost my self*esteem, i go to circuses; now whose the freak?
if i choose to eat at restaurants, they better have a booster seat
just cause i’m short doesn’t mean i don’t like big titty hoes
but if i want to hit it doggystyle, i gotta stand on my tippy toes
sick in the head, stick ya d*ck in bed, i’ll hit it from each angle
i’m short, i sit on the curb, and my f*cking feet dangle
so many old men try to molest me, i’m not pervert*ly balanced
please don’t call me short, i prefer vertically challenged

[interlude]
[outro]
yo, this goes out
to anyone trying to diss midgets, beat up midgets
make fun of midgets
yo, i’ll be right there next time you touch a midget
naw’am sayin’?
i gotta say peace to joe c
i gotta say peace to my man, mini*me
you know i gotta say peace to [???]
naw’am sayin’?
peace to all my midgets
yo, we running this place in the 2g
naw’am sayin’?
peace

- robust lyrics

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