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the internet is for porn - robert lopez & jeff marx lyrics

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[kate, spoken:]
finally, i get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!
and i’m gonna teach something relevant
something modern;
the internet!

[kate:]
the internet is really really great

[trekkie monster:]
for p-rn

[kate:]
i’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait

[trekkie:]
for p-rn

[kate:]
what?
there’s always some new site

[trekkie:]
for p-rn!

[kate:]
i browse all day and night

[trekkie:]
for p-rn!

[kate:]
it’s like i’m surfing at the speed of light

[trekkie:]
for p-rn!

[kate:]
trekkie!

[trekkie:]
the internet is for p-rn

[kate:]
trekkie!

[trekkie:]
the internet is for p-rn

[kate:]
what are you doing!?

[trekkie:]
why you think the net was born?
p-rn p-rn p-rn

[kate:]
trekkie!

[trekkie:]
oh! h-llo, kate monster

[kate:]
you are ruining my song

[trekkie:]
oh, me sorry, me no mean to

[kate:]
well, if you wouldn’t mind, please
being quiet for a minute so i can finish?

[trekkie:]
okie dokie

[kate:]
good!
i’m glad we have this new technology

[trekkie:]
for p-rn- oh!

[kate:]
ugh
which gives us untold opportunity

[trekkie:]
for p-rn—
oops, sorry

[kate:]
right from you own desktop

[trekkie:]
for—

[kate:]
you can research, browse and shop
until you’ve had enough and you’re ready to stop

[trekkie:]
for p-rn!

[kate:]
trekkie!

[trekkie:]
the internet is for p-rn!

[kate:]
noooo

[trekkie:]
the internet is for p-rn!

[kate:]
trekkie

[trekkie:]
me up all night honking me h-rn to p-rn, p-rn, p-rn!

[kate:]
that’s gross! you’re a pervert

[trekkie:]
ah, sticks and stones, kate monster

[kate:]
no, really, you’re a pervert
normal people don’t sit at home and look
at p-rn on the internet

[trekkie:]
ohhhh?

[kate:]
what?!

[trekkie:]
you have no idea
ready, normal people?

[brian]
ready!

[gary]
ready!

[rod]
ready!

[trekkie:]
lemme hear it!

[trekkie and guys:]
the internet is for p-rn!

[princeton:]
sorry, kate

[trekkie and guys:]
the internet is for p-rn!

[princeton:]
i m-st-rbate!

[trekkie and guys:]
all these guys unzip their flies
for p-rn, p-rn, p-rn!

[kate:]
the internet is not for p-rn!

[trekkie and guys:]
p-rn, p-rn—

[kate:]
hold on a second!

[trekkie monster:]
wha-

[kate:]
now i happen to know for a fact that you, rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

[rod:]
that’ s correct

[kate:]
and brian, you buy things on amazon.com

[brian:]
sure!

[kate:]
and gary, you keep selling your possessions on ebay

[gary:]
yes i do!

[kate:]
and princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

[princeton:]
true!

[trekkie:]
oh, but kate
what you think he do… after? hmm?

[princeton:]
yeah

[kate:]
ewww!

[trekkie and guys:]
the internet is for p-rn!

[kate:]
gross!

[trekkie and guys:]
the internet is for p-rn!

[kate:]
i hate p-rn

[trekkie and guys:]
grab your d-ck and double-cl!ck
for p-rn, p-rn p-rn

[kate:]
i hate men!

[trekkie and guys:]
(harmonizing) p-rn, p-rn, p-rn, p-rn

[kate:]
i’ m leaving!

[trekkie and guys:]
p-rn, p-rn, p-rn, p-rn

[kate:]
i hate the internet!

[trekkie:]
the internet is for

[trekkie and some:]
the internet is for

[trekkie and all:]
the internet is for p-rn!

[trekkie:]
yeah!

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