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superman is batman - rob scallon lyrics

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superman: i lost my parents in childhood
grew up a loner no one understood
and spent years brooding as an aimless drifter
but, through the inspiring words of my father
i’ll become a symbol, an icon
a savior to restore hope to those who have none

batman: umm, you mean like batman?

superman: i traveled the world as a bearded outcast to discover who i am

batman: been there done that

superman: my friends only speak to me in exposition and speeches about how important and unique i am

batman: been there done that

superman: if you ask my life story, i would tell it to you out of order and disjointed

batman: been there done that

superman: i often have flashbacks out of nowhere about how important my destiny is

batman: been there done that

superman: i wear dark, tight costume

batman: ditto

superman: with a long flowing cape too

batman: i think we shop at the same store

superman: i have a wise father figure who isn’t my father at all

batman: suck my b-lls

chorus:
i’m superman
i’m the freaking’ man of steal
no one can do what i can
i am the real deal
i’m the most unique super hero that this world’s ever seen

batman: except for me

superman: i’m mentally depressed and psychologically tortured

batman: not special

superman: i’ve stared into the vast empty void and have come out scarred yet responsibly stronger

batman: same

superman: i reflect when i’m in my giant, dark, empty fortress

batman: sounds familiar

superman: i want to save people, but under my protection the civilian death toll has tripled

batman: oops

superman: i’m an awkward nerd

batman: no you’re not, you’re an emo hunk every women wants to sleep with

superman: ok, you’re right about that

batman: over here

superman: i have a bland but independent girlfriend who i still have to save most the time

batman: oh you mean like mine!?
listen up twerp
you can’t be who i am
your a speedy pretty boy i’m the freaking batman
the dark brooding loner is my thing ya see
and zack snyder sure ain’t gonna to take that from me

second chorus:
i am batman
better then the man of steel
you should know who i am
i’m the og real deal
i’m the most unique super hero that this worlds has ever seen
so don’t steal my thing

superman: no, i’m superman
i’m the freaking’ man of steal
i do whatever i can, way more then the batman will
to save the day, i’ll do whatever i can, i’ve even k!lled a man!

batman: jesus, guy!

superman: he was going to k!ll some random people i didn’t know

batman: dude, i didn’t even k!ll the insane clown who murdered my girlfriend

superman: oh…

batman: you’re sick

superman: no…i’m superman!

- rob scallon lyrics

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