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in the same boat - rob rokicki lyrics

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[percy]
wow, maybe your mom should’ve totally chilled
instead of making monsters that get us all k!lled!

[annabeth]
well, maybe your dad should’ve picked a better place
all he did was diss her with disgrace

[grover]
guys, calm it down
with all life’s stresses
it ain’t worth cleaning up your parents’ messes
now ask me where we are, i’ll give you three guesses!

(spoken)
ask me!

[percy & annabeth]
where are we?

[grover]
(sung)
we’re in the same bo-o-oat
in the very same bo-o-oat

[percy & annabeth]
i’d like to wrap my hands around that half-blood’s throat!

[annabeth]
don’t need to heed a talking goat!

[grover]
the same bo-o-o-o-o-oat
we’re in the same boat!

(spoken)
and look what i found at medusa’s place!

[percy]
three amtrak tickets?

[grover]
why run from monsters when we can ride?

(sung)
we’re in the same tra-a-ain
in the very same tra-a-ain

[percy]
with anna-blegh!

[annabeth]
and seaweed brain!

[percy]
you’re so high-strung

[annabeth]
well, you’re insane!

[grover]
the same tra-a-a-a-ain
we’re in the same train!

[conductor]
(spoken)
last stop, denver, colorado!

[percy]
wow, check out those rocky mountains!

[annabeth]
you mean the rocky mountains?

[grover]
that is so beautiful. i need a veggie burger!

[ares]
did someone say ‘veggie burger?’

[grover]
sweet!

[annabeth]
wait, does anyone else find this suspicious?

[ares]
roll with it. it’s not every day you get a veggie burger from a god. ares, god of war! maybe you’ve met my daughter, clarisse? woah, woah, woah, relax, i come in peace! i hear you runts are headed to hades, but you’ll never make it on public transportation. i can take you as far as vegas. y’all cool with motorcycles, right?

[percy & grover]
sweet!

[annabeth]
wait!

[percy, annabeth & grover]
(sung)
we’re on the same bi-i-ike!
on the very same bi-i-ike!

[annabeth]
there’s lots about this that i don’t like!
can we trust this guy?

[percy]
you could always hike!

[all three]
the same bi-i-i-i-ike
we’re on the same bike!

[ares]
(spoken)
vegas, baby! forgettin’ somethin’? this is where i get off

[grover]
that guy is so cool!

[annabeth]
okay, gang, we need a place to spend the night

[percy]
uh, how ’bout here? the lotus hotel

[annabeth]
you’re joking, right? in the odyssey, if you went to sleep in a lotus bed, one night could last a hundred years!

[percy]
well, i’m sure that’s irrelevant. uh, excuse me, miss, how long have you been at this hotel?

[bianca di angelo]
why, my brother and i arrived just yesterday, may 1st, 1939!

[percy & grover]
ahh!

[annabeth]
taxi!

[grover]
(sung)
bada badada ba ba badada
bada badada ba ba badada

[grover & percy]
bada badada ba ba badada
bada badada ba ba badada
(continues through next verse)

[annabeth]
athena, give me strength so i don’t k!ll him!
mother, guide with your wisdom, lend me some sense
i defend you, but i only tend to will him
to get more and more defensive
terse and tense!

mother? figures…

[percy]
(spoken)
los angeles!

[annabeth]
(sung)
it’s strange
sometimes i think i’m dreaming
it’s messed up, but he’s kinda cute
when he’s angry and all screamy
he’s so weird
but a good weird

our parents’ paths are pushing us apart
and my head is always stronger than my heart
if only he would say something that was remotely smart!

[percy]
(spoken)
i got it. the map was upside down

[annabeth]
ugh!

[percy]
here we are, doa records

[grover]
i kinda figured there’d be monsters

[percy]
yeah, uh, who knew that the lobby to the underworld would be so…

[annabeth]
dead?

[charon]
going down? no sobs, no screaming, and no getting seasick!

[percy]
how do you get seasick in an elevator? boat!

[annabeth]
(sung)
the way to the underworld is over the styx
it’s a river

[percy]
i know, you showoff
chicks

[annabeth]
s-xist, much?
go make a splash

[percy]
i’ll splash you

[grover]
it’s like watching t-tans clash
they’ll k!ll each other, or they’ll kiss
if we’re lucky, they’ll end up in an abyss

[charon]
i’ve seen some messed up stuff
but nothing quite like this

[annabeth]
(spoken)
if you’d just listen

[percy]
if you’d stop criticizing me!

(percy & annabeth continue arguing)

[grover]
(sung)
we’re in the same bo-o-oat
in the literal bo-o-oat
i’m trying to stay afloat above the lava moat
have you even heard a word coming from my throat?

the same bo-o-woah, woah, woah!
we’re in the same…

[all three]
ahh!!!

[annabeth]
(spoken)
did we just… almost die?

[percy]
i feel something strange

[charon]
is it.. seasickness?

[percy]
perspective. that stuff with our parents, it’s ancient history

[annabeth]
and who says history has to repeat itself?

[grover]
say it! say it! you know you wanna say it! just say it already!

[percy & annabeth]
(sung)
we’re in the same bo-o-oat

[grover]
(spoken)
yes! weird guy!

[charon]
(sung)
in the very same bo-wo-woat

[grover]
(spoken)
everybody now!

[all]
(sung)
we’re in the same…

[grover]
baa!

[all]
boat!

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