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everybody defecates - rob j madin lyrics

life can be confusing, but it’s important to remember
not to get fixated on peoples’ skin colour or gender
or things like who they share a bed with; who receives all their hugs & kisses
no, no, no, no other peoples’ s-x lives are not any of our business

unless of course it is your business, in which case don’t let me stop ya
you might be an undercover private investigator or a therapist or a doctor
i guess my point is that we’re all v. different, but deep down we’re all the same
just try not to dwell on all the differences (as i sort of just explained)

so next time you’re feeling down, just like you don’t really belong
pick up your telecaster and sing the chorus of this song

everybody defecates
no matter who they are or what they do for a living
everybody defecates
even the most beautiful people have to spend some time sitting
in the w.c. – on the lavatory
evacuating their bowels into the water beneath
it’s just biology – a unifying quality
i think it could be the key to instigating world peace
if we all just accept that everybody
everybody sh-ts

you might be a christian, muslim, jew, or practise hinduism
you might be a red-faced man who gets angry about feminism
you might have voted leave; you might wish we were staying in the eu
well even though some of you are undeniably wrong, the point is we all poo

you might want to be an actor, starring in famous tv shows
you might want to be a hip-hop star, cash money, drugs and hoes
but it’s important to always remember that fame is just a word
and all your favourite celebrities push out a daily t-rd

beyoncé (sh-ts). eddie redmayne (sh-ts). ronaldo (sh-ts). nick faldo (sh-ts)
the queen (sh-ts). morgan freeman (sh-ts). bob dylan (sh-ts). dame helen mirren (sh-ts)
john fashinu (does regular poos). donald trump (often takes a dump)
snoop dogg (drops it like it’s hot). even the pope (cuts the rope)
joe wicks (has had the squits). germaine greer (will have had diarrhoea)
olivia munn (has had the runs). simon cowell (quite often has loose bowels)
we all sh-t. you sh-t. i sh-t. all of us
one more time, sing along with the chorus

- rob j madin lyrics

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