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christian bale is at your party - rob cantor lyrics

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[intro]
-ding dong-

[verse 1: rob cantor & christian bale]
christian bale is at your party, he’s alone
eating all your queso dip, talking on your phone
uninvited, he just sorta walks into your home
what don’t you f–king understand?!

now christian bale is flirting with your unattractive niece
she is named amanda but he’s calling her patrice
he brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:
what don’t you f–king understand?!

[bridge: cantor & bale]
now he’s stabbing at your wife (what don’t you f–king understand?!)
with a carrot for a knife (give me a f–king answer!)
making fun of your kazoo -kazoo-
oh, good for you!

now he’s running naked through the crowd
everyone can see he’s terribly endowed, unabashedly
someone called the cops and they’re coming up the block
f–k!

[verse 2: cantor & bale]
christian bale is running from policemen on your street
it’s such a scene even uncle marvin has to tweet
taze him, but christian doesn’t seem to miss a beat, repeating…
what don’t you f–k—

they tackle him, cuff him, now he’s under their command
but he’s smiling! almost like he has the upper hand
a flash of light, christian bale has vanished into sand
what don’t you f–king understand…

- rob cantor lyrics

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