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rlyoshi rap battle - max vs rhino - rlyoshi lyrics

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[verse 1, max]
guess it’s time we got together
put our problems up front
so ryan, i’d recommend you pay attention for once

’cause hood boy’s on the track
insomniac awakened
and screw going ham
i go canadian bacon

from genocide bosses to battletoads
you know i’ve proven my worth plenty in a year and a half alone
so what makes you think you got a ghost trainer beat
when it took you twenty tries just to take down a tree?

your strategy’s cowardice
scared of any attacks
your experience is low
while mine’s h-t the max
at my puns you groan
at my stunts bemoan
you’re just mad i have the stats to leave you doka-pwned

what’ve you got to say to that? a hiccup or two?
even your dog contributes more to commentary than you
now go on, take the mic, unlike you i won’t snore
just try to bring h-ll i’ve survived it before

[verse 2, rhino]
gave yourself the first verse, why am i not surprised?
wanna feel big ’cause your views are dropping like flies
i got a case to solve so watch how you talk
or i’ll finish you by sending you back home in a box

all you do is shout, moan, and complain all day
what, couldn’t finish your fap session to shantae?
but i guess it makes sense for you to have a short fuse
when you’re the comic relief who does nothing but lose

never saw the day coming i’d be stepping in slime
now it’s a hardcore leader against a zero of time
spitting fire hot enough to make your packed ice melt
raps that hit their target dead on like a lynel

i’m ruthless, the truth is we’re just here to play
but you yell at us whenever something doesn’t go your way
let me gaige your reaction when i end with a pun
i naturally won, you got a natural one

[verse 3; max (rhino)]
you rap like you play games: boring and slow
(then at least my raps know where they’re going to go)
we have to keep playing d&d to satiate you
(you have to keep taking pills so we can tolerate you)

every time i turn around now you’re on your phone
one more call from your mom and you’re on your own
(no one cares about your gaming, your streams or your raps
give the viewers what they want, stick to cutie mark labs)

[verse 4, max]
alright then, i’ll -n-lyze just what we got here
a green-clad clod with a scruffy–ss beard
who thinks he’s on top but he hasn’t a clue
’cause i’m a rappin’ -ss-ssin, -ss-ssining you

my rediculous plans help me fight to victory
you take the safe route and get coddled by rng
i’ve been lenient for years and still you sh-t talk me?
let me show you what i’m made of (rrrg) anarchy

[verse 5, rhino]
ouchies, those cold words almost made me shiver
but you don’t get to talk big when you’re scared of a river
i lead teams to success, you lead yours off bridges
jero and i know who the real bottom b-tch is

get your -ss off of overwatch i’ll tell you how i’m feeling
yell at me one more time and i’ll make you need healing
so here’s the bottom line and remember, it’s crutial
who’s the loser of this battle? rlyoshi, as usual

- rlyoshi lyrics

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