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joestar christmas (song only) - riverdude covers lyrics

[jonathan](verse 1)
dashing through the snow
to get to ogre street
dio poisoned dad
and now he wants my money
(verse 2)
sh*t, he k!lled him, how?
what am i doing now?
hes burning down the house oh no!
in to the statue now
(chorus)
oh, jingle bells, dio smells, star platinum’s a mockery
can’t understand, its the same stand kono do da, wryyy
oh, jingle bells, dio smells, star platinum’s a mockery
can’t understand, its the same stand kono do da
[giorno](verse 1)
jojo died in a boat
in 1889
dio was there too
but he is fine
(verse 2)
he stole his brothers body
and got to have a son
but i am a joestar and not a brando c*nt
(chorus)
oh, jingle bells, my dad smells, star platinum’s a mockery
can’t understand, its the same stand kono do da, wryyy
oh, jingle bells, my dad smells, star platinum’s a mockery
can’t understand, its the same stand kono do da
[jonathan](verse 1)
and then i was born
when century 20 starts
because it wasn’t canon
there no star birthmark
(verse 2)
my dad once had a stand
in a cr*ppy light novel
but no one really cares anyway
because it wasn’t canon
(chorus)
oh, jingle bells, dio smells, star platinum’s a mockery
can’t understand, its still the same stand kono do da, wryyy
oh, jingle bells, dio smells, star platinum’s a mockery
can’t understand, its still the same stand kono do da
[josuke](verse 1)
joseph had a b*st*rd
and josuke is my name
a pink floyd songs my stand
araki’s favorite to date
(verse 2)
i busted david bowie
he liked to blow stuff up
and m*st*rbate to hands and say
k!ller queen: bites the dust
(chorus)
oh, jingle bells, dio smells, star platinum’s a mockery
can’t understand, its the same stand kono do da, wryyy
oh, jingle bells, dio smells, star platinum’s a mockery
can’t understand, its the same stand kono do da
[jotaro](verse 1)
after joseph was me
the baddest of them all
people say my stand
is just the world ripped off
(verse 2)
but to those who say i’m bad
and a boring character
i’ll stop time and ora your ass
in to the next chapter
(chorus)
oh, jingle bells, dio smells, star platinum’s not a mockery
can understand, its not the same stand kono do da, wryyy
oh, jingle bells, dio smells, star platinum’s not a mockery
can understand, its not the same stand kono do da
[jolyne](verse 1)
my dad is a deadbeat
he loves fish more than me
he’d rather study a starfish
than come home on holidays
(verse 2)
i’m the only joestar left
to get an anime
we’ll start off with a h0m*cide
then you’ll see me m*st*rbate
(chorus)
oh, jingle bells, dio smells, star platinum’s a mockery
can’t understand, its the same stand kono do da, wryyy
oh, jingle bells, dio smells, star platinum’s a mockery
can’t understand, its the same stand kono do da
[jonathan]
and now our song is done
[giorno]
w’eve gone through everyone
[joseph]
no these two don’t count(sad johnny and gappy noises)
[josuke]
it’s not the same universe
[jotaro]
but with that being said
[jolyne]
we have something to say
[all]
we hope you have a most bizarre joestar christmas
(chorus)
oh, jingle bells, dio smells, star platinum’s a mockery
can’t understand, its the same stand kono do da, wryyy
oh, jingle bells, dio smells, star platinum’s a mockery
can’t understand, its the same stand kono do da

- riverdude covers lyrics

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