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skit: the forest (ft. taffymarzi) - ricktoons lyrics

[skit: ricktoons as spade and tree & taffymarzi as bucket]
now, can i ask why we are walking into an unprotected area of this forest?
well, you see bucket, there are things i want to do before i eventually die
oh, now that’s a dream
and just because i was born to dig doesn’t mean i don’t have other passions
what’s that on your head?
a lumberjack hat
*laughs* lumberjacking, seriously? you’re cutting trees
why, yes
spade, you idiot! do you even have a permit?!
ah, you too with the permit thing?! seriously, why do i need a permit to do anything fun?
spade, you don’t even know what you’re doing, you could hurt someone
hey, look. i know how to cut a tree, no*arms, it’s like swinging a bat
*chop*
ah! what the h*ll is wrong with you?! that axe! just cut me! aah!
what have you done?! you just cut into someone’s body!!
oh, i’m sorry. what is this lump of stump doing in an unprotected area?
these stakes are too high, man. you can’t afford anything around here! oh man, i should’ve taken the treesurance™!
oh no, what are we gonna do?
*multiple chops over screaming until the sound of a tree falls down*
this. never. happened

[outro: ricktoons as another tree]
this album is sponsered by treesurance™, the one and only tree insurance. if you’re a tree like me lurking around in an unprotected area, who knows when you’ll get cut. *chop* aaaaaaa*

- ricktoons lyrics

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