vegas on my mind - richard cheese lyrics
good evening ladies and gentlemen
my name is richard cheese, thank you
you know i have been dreaming of a little town out in nevada way
and even when i can’t be there i still think about it every day
everyday my brain goes on a trip
all roads lead me to the strip
you say potato, i say chips
i’ve got vegas, on my mind
i only buy cherries in a set of three
a baby diaper means cr*ps to me
adele’s 21 album is brackjack, see
i’ve got vegas, on my mind
i watch full house
i shop at ace hardware
and every 7*11 is nice
when i see ???
my immediate thought is dice
a plastic fork dispencer is a slot machine
my salads are caeser’s, i wear lucky jeans
and that’s where you’ll find a hard 17
i’ve got vegas, on my mind
when i see a hub cap i think roulette
the elevator b*ttons are a ???
and there’s a royal flush in my toilette
i’ve got vegas, on my mind
my chest x*ray shows prime ribs
i’ve got a flamingo in my yard
my fireplace has a poker
and when i can’t fall asleep i count cards
i’ll buy a cosy casino just for me and you
i can’t wait to see that deluxe strip view
tonight my credit score is 7 0 2
i’ve got vegas, on my mind
i’ve got an itch, to get rich
i’ve got vegas, on my mind
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