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the star wars cantina parody song - richard cheese lyrics

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her name was leia
she was a princess!
with a danish on each ear
and darth vader drawing near…
so r2-d2, found ben ken0bi
he’d have to put the death star plans into the rebellion’s hands
so, luke and obi-wan
had to get to alderaan
so, they went to mos eisley to have a drink with han

[chorus]
at the star wars
star wars cantina!
the wierdest creatures you’ve ever seen-a
at the star wars
star wars cantina!
music and blasters and old jedi masters
at the star wars…

his name was solo
he was a pilot
with a blaster at his side and a smile twelve p-rs-cs wide!
there with chewbacca
he was a wookie!
they met with luke and obi-wan about the millennium falcon
docking bay 94
stormtroopers at the door
with a flash of ben’s lightsaber
now there’s an arm on the floor!

(chorus)

his name was yoda
he was a muppet!
darth vader was so bad, and by the way he’s luke’s dad!
luke kissed his sister
his hand got cut off
in that galaxy far far away
luke has had a lousy day;

boba fett was so mean
jabba had bad hygiene!
why didn’t they all just relax back on tatooine?

(chorus 2x)

- richard cheese lyrics

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