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funny chinese gangster rap (oh shit) - rhonok ahmed lyrics

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[talking intro]
oh sh-t, oh sh-t
oh my god what the h-ll going on today
im so f-cking high, hory sh-t

[verse 1]
what you say about me, i kick your -ss in a tree so high
smoke weed with a panda till he’s high in the sky
always run away from the wong tong police
if they come near, i’m going to go oh skeet!

[verse 2]
back that -ss muddaf-kka
you come too close, i shove two chop sticks up your -ss
stay far away cuz i roll with the wu tang clan
i got the dragon in my room and fight like jackie chan

[verse 3]
i’m the man with the plan
always have two chop sticks ready to fly up your -ss
number one student in my cl-ss all the time
paak paak muddaf-kka b-tch rise and shine!
oh sh-t, what the h-ll

[verse 4]
my d-ck’s two inches, i p-ss like a fountain
i take a holy sh-t on top of the mountains
and i got small eyes, hard to see every time
it looks like i sleep but i’m wide awake
oh sh-t

[verse 5]
i take a sh-t on bamboo, look like a koala
sometimes i eat the orange chicken with nutella
and i don’t smoke dro, but i always eat the pho
what the h-ll, i kick your -ss with my big toe!
oh sh-t

[verse 6]
i got a black belt in kung fu and ju-jitsu
cuz the bad people stole my pokemon, i want revenge yo
level 90 pikachu took me one month to train
and if i don’t find him i’m going to go so f-cking insane

[verse 7]
f-k you and f-k your whole ancestor muddaf-kka
f-k everybody who brings shame to my name
since 2012 i be running the game
i trained a tiny lizard who can shoot the f-cking flames

[verse 8]
ch-nk eyes but i still stay fly, kamakazi
mustubishi send me cars but i can’t drive
i k!ll everybody on the xbox live
but i’m going to go drink and drive with the f-cking pandas in the side

[verse 9]
perfect math scores, get straight a’s
when i was little i always watched anime
they told me your father learned the karate
now i walk on water, when you eat my wasabi your face gets hotter

[verse 10]
i get no hoes, but i still think i can get beast woofers for my stereo
ching chong cho , what the f-k is going on
i don’t even know, i’m so f-king high right now
holy sh-t, oh my god, what the h-ll

- rhonok ahmed lyrics

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