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the beverly hills blues festival - rhino records’ announcer lyrics

[rhino records’ announcer]
yes, lady and gentlemen!
that is the sound of a blues
america’s only genuine narive art form
and this sat*rday you’ll be able to hear blues
as they were truly meant to be played
by attending the most spectacular music event ever held
the beverly hills blues festival!
yes, poolside at the beverly hills racquet club
you will witness the greatest beverly hills bluesmen
ever assembled on one stage!
from the comfort of your very own chaise lounge
you’ll be able to testify to the soulful sounds
of such blues greats as betamax horowitz

[betamax horowitz]
oh, if that world is just a bad dream
why is my mercedes in the shop?
oh, if that world is just a bad dream
and tell me, people, why is my mercedes in this shop
(25 dollars an hour and charging a seat)
it’s hard being a richman

[rhino records’ announcer]
or get down to the funky sounds
of legendary bluesman perrier waters
[perrier waters]
my mother informed me
on the day i was born
“you are going to attend harvard
and be one wealthy son of a gun”
because i’m, everyone knows
that i’m
i’m your hoochie coochie man
everyone understands
that i am

[rhino records’ announcer]
in addition beverly hills blueswoman
big matron thomberg!
will have her make more joy working to the tune
of her golden greats
including “you ate nothing, but a pedigree french poodle”
and her classic “you just can’t get good help anymore blues”

[big matron thomberg]
hey, than 30 dollars
they keep a messy place
no matter what i tell them
and they just say, “no habla inglés”

[rhino records’ announcer]
and what’s more, you hear blues immortal
alfred “bluesboy” wellington iii
play his famed 24*karat gold bottleneck guitar
to all his biggest hits
including “i never feel bluesy ’til i’m in my jacuzzi”
and the “why i hate the poor folk blues”
[alfred “bluesboy” wellington iii]
they live of my taxes
and still they put me down
by calling me a rich b*st*rd
when i drive my bentley through their town
that’s why i hate the poor folks
they don’t appreciate all we do for them
those miserable peasants
why i can take their two nuts together
and squeeze—

[rhino records’ announcer]
so pay your dues and come here the blues
this sat*rday poolside at the beverly hills racquet club
tickets available at all gucci, neiman marcus and tiffany locations

- rhino records announcer lyrics

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