my robot girlfriend - rhett & link lyrics
[verse 1: rhett]
i’ve never had too much luck with females
i’m not confident unless i’m writing an email
but my life would be so sublime
if i bought a robot girl online
i’d never hear her silicon mouth complaining
about my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
she’s my small wonder, i’m her voltron
i flip a switch and it turns her on!
[hook: rhett]
my robot girlfriend
the best relationship i’d ever be in
[verse 2: rhett]
she’s got a grip stronger than an ape
and she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place
though we can’t go outside in rainy weather
we can still play solitaire together
meeting her folks would be no real cause for fear
they’re just a team of friendly japanese engineers
if i ever start to think that she might leave me
i’ll de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory
[hook: rhett and link]
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